I slept well enough last night but woke up sore in unexpected places; guess I'll take more time than usual to stretch out proper
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Thanks for telling your folks in Hell to unionise. We managed to push our deal through thanks to that. No taxes for the next 666.666 years, baby!
I hope to one day befriend a butcher; be at the deli while he and I swap the same jokes for years as I get my cuts of meat
Hound, can I eat you?
Dog Rule #1 - Dogs are not for eating.
alrighty door is back to being unlocked
cannibalism song ^-^
I wonder how someone would moisturize or apply sunscreen to their back alone; is it like they apply it on a post and then rub their backs against it like a bear or is it like a stick-and-sponge solution a la the romans
took a nice nap then woke up to start babying the pork roast I'm making for dinner tonight
I am now locking my door for today
behold, the rabbit karate
unrelated but advertisers have decided that the product I want to see most in the world today is...drumroll please...a badly compressed jpeg of a rabbit doing what I infer to be karate creatively titled "rabbit karate"
This has been the only advertisement I've been shown all day
took a short, quick walk- more of a stride really to burn off some of my excess energy and boy howdy it's windy outside. Why's it windy here so often
today has a restless evening
eating udon ^-^
augh folding laundry
I wonder what I oughta make for lunch; there's a lot of options so it's a little overwhelming...I should probably have some leftovers
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