Proper explanation of "How kids are made"

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Carefuly

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Carefuly

Bashfully

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Bashfully

Don't bash kids! They're fragile!

 

[K5Rakitan]

If you have enough time, show "The Business of Being Born." My human development professor screened it during class time, I showed it to my husband when I was pregnant, and it absolutely saved me from an emergency C-section.

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In a nutshell, I went in for induced labor, agreed to a low dose of Pitocin, and the nurses snuck up the dose behind my back. Literally behind my back, and my husband noticed the numbers on the IV going up without our permission. I turned down an epidural knowing that it was a possibility and I needed to listen to my body. At a certain point, I knew something was wrong. I was in so much pain I could barely talk. My husband spoke up and demanded that they lower the Pitocin dose. I confirmed that's what I wanted. The rest of the birth went very well.

About a third of births in the US are C-section births now, but only about 10% are medically necessary. A hospital gets more money for a C-section, so they pump birthing people full of Pitocin, and that produces very strong contractions that lead to fetal distress, which means they can justify an emergency C-section. I heard 2-3 calls for emergency C-sections during my prenatal visits, and the doctor who was discharging me got called away for an emergency C-section. It's happening way too frequently!

C-sections carry a high risk of complications for the mother and deprive the baby of the healthy microbes it would usually pick up while traveling through the birth canal.

More information:

https://www.abclawcenters.com/blog/misuse-of-pitocin-cytotec-and-delayed-resuscitation-cause-brain-damage/

 

[ArchlordZero]

I will assume you really don't know, so I will explain it step-by-step
Step 1: Insert penis into the vagina
Step 2: Penis will ejaculate and release sperm cells.
Step 3: sperm cells travel through the cervix and reaches an egg cell.
Step 4: fertilized egg cell develops into an embryo and then into a newborn baby.
Step 5: pay child support

 

[K5Rakitan]

I will assume you really don't know, so I will explain it step-by-step
Step 1: Insert penis into the vagina
Step 2: Penis will ejaculate and release sperm cells.
Step 3: sperm cells travel through the cervix and reaches an egg cell.
Step 4: fertilized egg cell develops into an embryo and then into a newborn baby.
Step 5: pay child support

0) you need an erection first
Step 1 typically needs to be repeated several times for adequate stimulation
For step 3, a female human typically releases one egg per month, and that egg can be fertilized for about 2 days. Sperm can live for about 5 days. You can track the female's cycle and get ovulation test strips to improve the odds of conception

 

[J_Chemist]

 

[SailusGebel]

I almost took the bait.

 

[J_Chemist]

 

[CarburetorThompson]

rna transcription

 

[LuoirM]

The parents have to pay tax first

 

[doravg]

Hon Hon Hon, positive pregnancy test, a new kid is made XD (If a woman is involved. For now, at least.)

 

[Lloyd]

Sperm + egg = baby

boys when the girl isn't stacked like a pornstar, doesn't squirt when she cums, doesn't squeal like a pig when moaning, isn't hairless like a newborn baby, has even a tiny little bit of hair on her arms, and her left breast is sagging a bit more than the right one:

This simp is really trying to pick up ugly chicks in a SH thread. She's not gonna fuck you bro.

 

[Bartun]

That's super easy. I bring a rock to my mate, the roundest, coolest looking rock we can find and then she let me dance with her. She then lays eggs and I have to watch over them.

 

[RavenRunes]

still not sure how mine happened. Or how I managed to keep him alive for 11 years.