the level of opulence directly correlates to the degree of pie dodging. i assure you those who starve won't merely catch the pie but will also pursue the thrower, for one so free with confectionery surely has plenty to spare; if not, their bones have meat.
How ironic is it that when the U.S. government burns twenty plus children from Waco Texas alive (in minecraft) its normal, but when I (not in minecraft)