I'm just so tired I can't think straight. I don't want to make things any more awkward. I should just retire for the night before people start believing that the last thing I think of each night is @Assurbanipal_II.
My route is always the wrong route. I have been going at it all my life and have still not captured it. There are weird flags everywhere and so many doors have awakened unintentionally that I have lost track.
Hmmm, the Yorda route. Special unlockable route after fulfilling certain hidden conditions with secret bonus capture target. What awaits you is pain, misery, and surrpise, but primarily misery.
They don't know about our private lives and clandestine chat sessions after all!