Trying to make comics is weird because I keep forgetting which way to read it as I am used to reading both manga and western comics. Also, I can't draw to save my life.
Storytime: so a bird is about to fly south for the winter but is late and tries to fly too late in the winter. It's wings freeze and it falls to the ground unable to move. Then comes a long a cow that drops a heap of hot dung on the bird.
You have chosen the Blue Shadow! Here at Puppet Inc., this condition ensures that you can never initiate touch with a human being again! You can only observe the world for eternity, accidentally moving things without even understanding how you are doing things. You shall never write again, nor speak, but you can hear and see the world around you.
Just had a dumb idea for a lotr fanfic where they gave the ring the personality of a seductress and also an ethereal girl form to seduce the ring bearers. Also, they genderbent Golum and gave her huge breasts, bringing her along as a "fresh milk supply." Gandalf and Saromon are black and a have a rap battle for the wizard battle.
Fun fact: The ability to properly speak French can be surgically removed. This is because the French R is an uvular sound and if the uvula is removed for something like sleep apnea surgery.
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