Remembering that time I put a thumb tack in a vice grip and sent it flying across the room so I stood there for a few seconds realizing I couldve lost an eye and was very stupid.
That Time I Got Tree Sap on my Knife Blade And it Wouldn't Come Off so I Had to Scrub And Scrub With Alcohol And Paper Towels And Got Really Annoyed so Logged Into SHF And Wrote This Stupid Profile Post
"The hero cried out to the heavens when something tragic occurred to him, hoping a deity would save him from his misery. The tyrant merely accepted all that happened to him as reaping what he could not deny he had sown."