TotallyHuman

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 31, 2023

Zamn. I was in the middle of a party playing pinata with a sacrifice and a metal pipe, and some old kids from NY called me for a party THEY threw for me-
Oh man, I hadn't finished writing this update as I got not one, not two, but three whole phone calls for ritual sacrifices! Thank His Excellency Lord Demiurge for making this planet the way it is. I should be able to visit Hague and Tokyo on time today.

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 31, 2023

Some old time clients are doing a ritual sacrifice in my Name during lunch!
Although they did it to celebrate Haloween, which was stereotyping on their part, I felt glad nonetheless. I trained these puppies well.
If any of you work as janitors in the US Capitol, sorry not sorry for all the blood. It is going to be one Hell of a party.

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 31, 2023

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  Tsuru

• Oct 29, 2023

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  Rhaps

• Oct 28, 2023

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 28, 2023

If the hands of Time
Were hands that I could hold
I'd keep them warm and in my hands
They'd not turn cold
Hand in hand we'd choose
The moments that should last
The lovely moments that should have
No future, and no past
The Summer from the top of a swing
The comfort and the sound of a lullaby
The innocence of leaves in the Spring
But most of all the moment when love first touched me

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 28, 2023

I don't know how to feel after finding out people are still reading a half-abandoned project I posted here. I would want to resume it but I am in a completely different headspace for it rn. Oh well.

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 26, 2023

This great witch has lent a Great Demon her sense of aesthetics for two months once. That was a very liberating experience.
"Is this a good melody? I dunno. You might as well ask this great witch whether a spectogram sounds good"
"They say you are an ugly child. I can't see it. It's like looking at a matrix and thinking whether the sequence 12.216, 5.181, 0 -162.12 looks ugly in a particular row"

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 25, 2023

长路
奉献给远方
玫瑰
奉献给爱情
我拿什么
奉献给你
我的爱人

白云
奉献给草场
江河
奉献给海洋
我拿什么
奉献给你
我的朋友

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 24, 2023

These fingers in my hair
That sly come-hither stare
That strips my conscious bare
It's witchcraft
And I've got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do

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  Rhaps

• Oct 24, 2023

I gave you a mouth

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 24, 2023

This great witch keeps writing "too" instead of "to" at the end of the sentences. Case in point: It's a piece of wood GC had wanted to carve but was too demotivated too

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  NotaNuffian

• Oct 23, 2023

The lack of mouth and nose of your pfp is concerning.

Nice eyes though

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  HelloHound

• Oct 22, 2023

if you ever got into lawncare would that make you a hedge-witch?

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  Iamnotabot

• Oct 22, 2023

Somethings is diffirent about you witch, did you get a new hairstyle ?

D

• Deleted member 139452

• Oct 22, 2023

Who are you and what happened to the witch ‽​

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 21, 2023

I'm gonna sound like a cuck but I am glad I managed to buy three books at a bargain price. This Internet shop was having a discount and I bought 3 books for the price of a slice of cake in a supermarket close by. I got two, the last one is bound to arrive in a few days, and one of them is soooo good in think paper quality, full color and all.

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 19, 2023

I do not drink, but lately I've had the mood for getting a glass of wine, sitting at my balcony (in my balcony?) and playing my favourite artist. In other words, I need to get away from it all for a few days to recharge my battery for day to day bullshit. It's funny how when I'm alone I don't feel lonely but when I'm around other people I have a feeling that is not exactly it but an approximation.

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 19, 2023

Phone rings, door chimes, in comes Company
No strings, good times, room hums Company
Late nights, quick bites, party games
Deep talks, long walks, telephone calls
Thoughts shared, souls bared, private names
All those photos up on the walls
"With love,"

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  TotallyHuman

• Oct 18, 2023

In the wee small hours of the morning
While the whole wide world is fast asleep
You lie awake and think about the girl
And never ever think of counting sheep

When your lonely heart has learned its lesson
You'd be hers if only she would call
In the wee small hours of the morning
That's the time you miss her most of all