Sometimes I look in the mirror and just can't help but fall in love. Just look at it! Look at those eyes! This smile! Those gorgeous hands! This style!
Cat people be like:
"Really, Jay? You literally come back, from the dead, and the first thing you fucking do is visit you cat instead of you family? What's wrong with you?"
"Shhh, you're gonna scare the poow wiwwle bawwy"
An incident from when I was working with reptiloids to take over a planet of humanoids:
"Look at these ugly bastards!"
"Mein gott! Their faces are so flat! And what's with their teeth? Mother of gott, they look hideous! I almost feel pity for them!"
"Wait, look at this one too" *pokes corpse with rifle*
I'll go find what @ElliePorter has