had a realistic minecraft dream last night
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Ice tea or coffee with milk ?
it's a surprise that somebody out there is that actively unpleasant and haven't been torn apart by rats, maggots and crows in karmic retribution
why is it always in the evening that I desire coffee; it's like a biological conspiracy to prevent my rightful state of Sleepy
there needs to be more stories where the MC is just really invested in making a good soup, I want to relate to the protagonist
had a nice turkey sandwich and then kidnapped dog for dog in lap time
a nice shower n now I'm chilling; wonder what I oughta scrounge up for dinner
just hang out with yourself sometimes, eat your favorite foods and watch your favorite movies because you're the one who's going to be with you your whole life
took a nice quick jaunt around a nearby park, touched plenty of grass and hung out comfortably
Dorian and I were chilling before he sneezed on my chest. Puppy boy I'm sorry to say this but you're now going to jail
This is your strategy:
Give all the crap names to everybody else
while you keep the good ones all to yourself
Can't fool me.
#Hoarding101
People like you make me appreciate my grandmother who actually gave me a proper name.
now that I'm thinking about it, it would be pretty fun to dig a hole today
I wanted to find a sound button of Michael Cole saying "big dog" but wasn't able to. I am sorry.
I despise packaged banana nut muffin mixes. Horrid creations of man's folly
wanted to sleep in, didn't. somebody get me a trophy
was chilling when a cat sitting gig popped up for next month; sure I'll have to take my weight in allergy pills but hopefully the pay is worth my time
went too crazy and ate like half a loaf of bread. I will regret this.
chilling extra strength with dog in lap
nice n cozy shower n now I'm chilling -
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