Why? What personality would these freaks of nature bring to the table?A story about the flying spaghetti monster and a bunch of other eldritch abominations playing among us. I literally just came up with this on a whim.
Gordon Ramsay, the most powerful eldritch abomination of all.Cthulhu: Flying Spaghetti monster is sus.
Flying Spaghetti monster: No, I need sauce.
Gordon Ramsey: Where's the lamb sauce?
What happens when one wins/loses?