A toy for all! (Part Two)

What toy do you want?

  • Gryphon happy meal plastic toy (press the dinky button and watch those big wings flap!)

  • BlackNightX transformers (knight turns into big sword)

  • Redadam-ElliePorter copartnership mass-produced RepresentingEnvy body pillows

  • CrimsonGenius red alien sponge toy (head grows when put into water)

  • Corty contact lenses (“Heterochromia. It’s a groovy mutation.”)

  • DiscoDream blue-tinted disco ball (perfect for grandparents and the craze going strong in Egypt)

  • MrToothySmiles masquerade mask

  • Jemini celestial kaleidoscope

  • CheerTheSecond balloon animal (warning: pops easily. warning: red; floats around sewers)

  • ElijahRyne walkie-talkie

  • ACertainPassingUser collectible marbles (if you find these, let me know! Are always passing me by!)

  • TheEldritchGod $/&@:”thinks you would make a terrible toy”@&))@“-

  • RootBeerBert fake root beer (not safe for children… and adults)

  • TenderHuman jack-in-the-trash can

  • Generic.Archdemon clay archdemon model (the original!)

  • Lorelliad fake glasses (squirt water at opponent when you touch it in anime inspiration)

  • Shard abstract road glass art piece (NOT A TOY! DON’T BUY)

  • TheMonotonePuppet cursed puppet …

  • OP1000 battery-powered racecars with race car track

  • Aaquil cookie-eating animatronic (comes with waddle-y cat/duck feet)

  • Alseki etch-a-sketch (note: writes ratings really well)

  • Ilikewaterkusa fake water bottle (why are there so many prop drinks?!)

  • LilRora ornate FAKE fiery ribbons (complaints: my son made me think his hand was on fire)

  • T.K._Paradox evil queen, soft felt, apple ball

  • Cupcake Ninja “cupcake” with all the “frosting” you could need; comes with ninja mask for BDSM)

  • I won’t buy any! I’m Scrooge incarnate

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TheMonotonePuppet

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AliceShiki said:
Oh, I actually commented on this thread before~

I had completely forgotten about it... Ehe~?
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A nice refresher maybe? What's your five favorite/chosen ones?
Corty said:
We need a function to notify us if we end up in a poll. :blob_sir: :blob_hmm_two:
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That's probably really useful! Because let me tell you, I have no intention of reposting everyone's names in the author's note to call 'em all into a thread.
 
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TheMonotonePuppet said:
Only that one? Sadness...
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ElliePorter said:
@RepresentingEnvy Body Pillows are so comfy and have the Envy in Vampire school uniform (Front) with Envy in High Vampire Dress (Back)
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Here at Puppet Inc., we also offer a limited time RepresentingEnvy comfy Christmas sweater and a RepresentingEnvy bat-themed artillery cannon. Only for 999.99 dollars each!

*Not including tax
 
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RepresentingEnvy said:
It's free for me right?
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You only have to pay the cost of materials here at Puppet Inc. *roguish wink with increasingly brittle smile*
Free! Free, she asks. Free, my ass! Entitled idols and their desire for free merch. The idiocy never ends *grumble, grumble…*
 
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