A Weird but Still Weird Set of Tips

[MasterHiatus]

I've been tackling many tips about not hiatusing but this time, I am going to provide a new set of tips. Our topic is how to hiatus like a pro.
For pro procrastinators and Hiatus Gods out there, no offense, I am just talking out of my ass this time.

What do we mean when we say hiatus like a Pro. This might sound cruel but Pro Hiatus Gods hiatus when they know that the story is reaching an exciting climax or the story is getting boring for them and for the readers.
Let me teach the way of the Hiatus.
-Hiatusing is normal, don't be afraid.
-Don't say you're going to hiatus. Say that you're planning something big that it will take sometime.
-Only hiatus when:
a.) You've done a cliffhanger chapter.
b.) The story is getting good.

Those are the good tips to make sure that even after you're done with your hiatus hibernation, you won't lose any readers. Learn for my mistakes!

Lmao, so that's me throwing random shit now. See ya in another tip and info.

 

[K5Rakitan]

I'll keep that in mind in case breastfeeding and changing diapers gets too overwhelming.

 

[Freesia.Cutepearl]

-Only hiatus when:
a.) You've done a cliffhanger chapter.
b.) The story is getting good.

So if both A and B apply, what your saying is...

...I should hiatus now? ...Ok see ya!

 

[MasterHiatus]

So if both A and B apply, what your saying is...

...I should hiatus now? ...Ok see ya!
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Yes you should. Go and make me proud

 

[IDreamNovels]

But, how do I know my story is getting good?

 

[Freesia.Cutepearl]

But, how do I know my story is getting good?

Are you so excited to write your next chapter that it's all you can think about while you procrastinate and don't write your next chapter for reasons you don't understand while your brain screams at you incessantly that what your doing is wrong and you should feel bad and you need to stop lurking on the forums making annoying posts to all these random places and just write the god damn thing you are so excited about!?!?!??!?!?!?

 

[MasterHiatus]

But, how do I know my story is getting good?

I am not going to be a hypocrite saying it all depends on your feelings. Fuck that concept.
-Ratings
-Views
-Reviews
-Comments
-Readers
-Hearts
It all depends to all of these

 

[Freesia.Cutepearl]

I am not going to be a hypocrite saying it all depends on your feelings. Fuck that concept.
-Ratings
-Views
-Reviews
-Comments
-Readers
-Hearts
It all depends to all of these

I'll comment your heart, while I rate your reader, as I review your view!

 

[ChronicleCrawler]

Your name is your essence.

 

[OneRanter]

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!!!!!!!!!!!
This Ranter shall stay away from fridges in the night from now onwards D:

 

[UYScuti]

Someone just told me they liked where the story was going. Now might be a good time.

 

[Freesia.Cutepearl]

!!!!!!!!!!!
This Ranter shall stay away from fridges in the night from now onwards D:

How did I miss this?! And...

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[OneRanter]

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S-such a brave chibi! This Ranter is impressed by its lack of self preservation!

 

[MasterHiatus]

Someone just told me they liked where the story was going. Now might be a good time

Go on and make me, MasterHiatus, proud

 

[BenJepheneT]

Go on and make me, MasterHiatus, proud

oh shit my hands slipped and accidentally wrote 2000 more words today fuuuuuuck

 

[MasterHiatus]

oh shit my hands slipped and accidentally wrote 2000 more words today fuuuuuuck

This somehow does not spark joy