AmericanWeeb

[AmericanWeeb]

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27-year-old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American pastimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embed on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

 

[Deleted member 29316]

Err...good luck there, I guess.

 

[Sushirollw]

お仕事がんばってね! Good luck!
Watashi wa yonbun'noichi nihonjindesu...

 

[Fromage]

Howdy partner! You good?

 

[Deleted member 29316]

Howdy partner! You good?

Hello CoViD! When are you going to leave?

 

[Omnifarious]

Hello CoViD! When are you going to leave?

Probably when the party starts to feel a bit dead.

 

[Deleted member 29316]

Probably when the party starts to feel a bit dead.

Or when everyone feels cold?

 

[Fromage]

Hello CoViD! When are you going to leave?

Never.

 

[NotYourTypicalMan]

I missed your Hitler picture...

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27-year-old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American pastimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embed on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

I can't tell if this is serious or satire. He had me snorting with the Oklahoma dialect thing!! Oklahomans basically speak like a Texan, only slower and with less of an emotional tone. Go to Lousiana and you'll hear a really interesting southwestern dialect. Moreso than Texas. Might also become a converted Cajun too. Some of the best food in the world there.

 

[TotallyHuman]

It would be fun to read an isekai story with this kinda character. I'd drop it it in the first 3 ch's but I'd laugh every second of it

 

[CrystallineSphinx]

I read this entirely in the "I'm looking for a girlfriend" guys voice.

 

[Suzumiya]

Is this satire?

 

[BenJepheneT]

Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I'm a 27-year-old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American pastimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch embed on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak English fluently, both Texas and Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100% When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil! I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in America!

i felt like grinding my dick between two bricks while reading this. i think my kidney retracted behind my spine when I reached the Japamerican part.

 

[Leti]

Wait, Texas isn't part of America? What year is it? 1836?

 

[K5Rakitan]

Hello, my name is Proud American. My job is America and my husband is a gun.

 

[SilvCrimBlac]

Hello, my name is Proud American. My job is America and my husband is a gun.

Here's a true patriot

 

[Sabruness]

SHF needs a 'confused blob' reaction added to the 'like' reaction pool just for threads like this.

 

[AliceShiki]

 

[Stratothrax]

Americano weebs smh shake my head
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Howdy, my name is Kenichi Smith.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Toonaholic (Cartoon fan for you foreigners). I draw cartoons and comics on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior American games. (Halo, Gears of War, Call of Duty)

I train with my 1911 every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both the Midwestern and the East Coast accents, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to New York to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Nickelodeon or a game designer!

I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.