Are there too many delusional people who think they are vampires on SHF?

[Succubiome]

but like
if vampirism isn't real, why is it spreading?

 

[K5Rakitan]

Let people enjoy being themselves.

 

[NotaNuffian]

It has come to my attention that there are more and more people who think they are vampires on SHF.
This has to stop.
We have to do something.
Someone needs to do something, and that someone isn't me!

Help end the delusions!

I like the yes with fullstop.

"Yes." Notanuffian answered without bothering to explain himself.

 

[Reinaislost]

Yes, I agree. There should be more fairies.

 

[Anemic_Vampire]

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously, i don't like that.

Don't worry, Anon. I'm taking your post very seriously.

 

[Anon2024]

but like
if vampirism isn't real, why is it spreading?

It's the delusion that's spreading, not the vampirism!

Let people enjoy being themselves.

No.

Don't worry, Anon. I'm taking your post very seriously.

-_-
I do not like it when people mock me.

 

[TransCatGirl]

No, there are not too many. There would need to be some sort standard about what a reasonable number of vampires is for it to be possible to have too many.
There is no maximum number of vampires which would be reasonable therefore the answer must be "no".

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Delusional people pretending to be vampires needs to stop. If you aren't a vampire like myself, don't pretend to be one. Simple really.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

There's no such thing as too many vampires. If anything we need more. This Daikon likes vampires

 

[Hopper]

I feel like none of you are taking me seriously, i don't like that.

"This is the Extinction service, how may I help?"

 

[Hopper]

Delusional people pretending to be vampires needs to stop. If you aren't a vampire like myself, don't pretend to be one. Simple really.

And that's the problem for me. I literally don't know which one are real and which ones aren't.

 

[xuduxixi]

And that's the problem for me. I literally don't know which one are real and which ones aren't.

Send them this:

If they squeal or something, then you know.

 

[Hopper]

Send them this:

If they squeal or something, then you know.

Hmm...

Let me try.

*Pokes @RepresentingEnvy with onions*

 

[Paul_Michaels]

You need to help, not eat popcorn.

I was just sitting back and enjoying the show... Us mortals know when not to call out vampires... Unless you are asking for Death's sweet cold embrace... Then by all means, question away, while I sit here.

 

[Anon2024]

I was just sitting back and enjoying the show... Us mortals know when not to call out vampires... Unless you are asking for Death's sweet cold embrace... Then by all means, question away, while I sit here.

They are humans. Mortals. Not vampires. They just think they are vampires.
If any of them were actually real I’d be mind controlled by now but I am not.

 

[Anon2024]

There's no such thing as too many vampires. If anything we need more. This Daikon likes vampires

Are you trying to crossbreed daikons with vampires?

what next?

Daikonpyres?

 

[melchi]

At work they have a saying: "Find a problem own a problem"

In application that means complain about something about be required to own fixing it.

*Hands anon a van helsing costume*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Are you trying to crossbreed daikons with vampires?

what next?

Daikonpyres?

The true magnum opus of beings. The Daikonpyre!

 

[Anon2024]

At work they have a saying: "Find a problem own a problem"

In application that means complain about something about be required to own fixing it.

*Hands anon a van helsing costume*

-_-

im not gonna kill them just cause they’re delusional!

 

[Anon2024]

The true magnum opus of beings. The Daikonpyre!

What? They drink other daikon’s juices?