Best Way to Die

CadmarLegend

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I thought this thread was going to be about a completely different topic :blob_whistle_two:
 

melchi

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There was a guy who got isekai'd into zelda by using the cord on the controller to choke himself while *censored*
 

Dean.usr

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If you want it to be a comedic isekai, either make the MC die by slamming his head on a desk or tripping over their own foot or being a true idiot in another way. If it's serious, they get murdered by a drunk bastard or some other shit. Or they commit suicide. Or it's like Death Note and they have a heart attack. Or they just divide by zero.
 
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because the MC is too awesome, the god of that world killed them from envy. particularly after losing in penis length, and the mc is a girl.

there's no saying that you're so perfect, even gods want you to die.
 

RavenRunes

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used time machine, got ritually drowned by druids in Wales, isekai'd.
Or a piano can fall on his head outside the student union.
or he breaks his neck in a mosh pit
or he goes on the Mongol Rally and gets shot by berbers
 

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MC is falsely accused of rape by his ex girlfriend, then goes to jail for rape. Then he gets gay raped in jail and dies of anal bleeding.
Now you have a tragic backstory and an excuse for the MC to be reserved around his harem even though they are all salivating over him.
Also, you have the trauma that can be used for character development!
 

ObsequiumMinaris

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There's a multi-step process to the ultimate best way to die. It goes something like this.
1. Acquire chair.
2. Acquire piano wire.
3. Acquire superglue. Not the usual garbage stuff they call superglue at the hobby store, I'm talking the industrial-grade stuff. Like the kind they use to patch holes in airplanes, or whatever. The stuff that's like one step removed from rubber cement, basically.
Arrange the chair and piano wire into the standard sad boy lineup - IE chair on the floor, MC on the chair, piano wire in the shape of a noose. Seems pretty standard, right? Wrong, because here's where it gets good.
Have the MC superglue his hands to the sides of his head and wait for the glue to completely dry before he kicks the chair out from under himself. The chair goes bye, and assuming the piano wire has been arranged properly, then it goes straight through the MC's neck. But because his hands have been superglued to his head, it looks like he's just pulled his head clean off by himself instead of hanging himself.
This way, your MC not only gets isekai'd, but he also gets to pull a postmortem prank on whoever finds him.
 
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