"Girls, we're... going to Hawaii? Maaaayybeeee, right???" He started out assured of himself, and then quickly deflated.
The living star
@Kalliel was looking at his crotch, already horny for grinding on the beach in the future.
@Generic.Archdemon nodded furiously. "It's definitely ok! Sounds like so much fun!" she said, a brief glazing overtaking her eye before fading away to normality. She looked at her harem partner and her current drooling with pouting disapproval. Her raccoon ears flicked back in distaste.
"Errr... alright..." he droned, still unsure of himself. He walked awkwardly to them, steam rushing off his beet-red face. He squat down, putting his arms under their butts.
They both wobble, arms spinning wildly. "Hey, hey, hey! What are you doing?!" Kalliel screeches with play-panic. A hint of genuine panic creeps into his wide purple eyes. Reflexively, she torched some of his hair, apologizing quickly as a head-splitting pain built in the back of her skull. She
did not like being touched on her skinny butt.
"It's ok," he reassured heedlessly. "I'm just going to sprint over the ocean... save some money," he excused.
A bead of cartoony sweat attached to their foreheads.
________________________________
Soon they found themselves in a rented house
@MintiLime paid for with her own savings. He thanked her profusely, shaking his girlfriend's hands as she cried tears of
fury joy to help her amazing boyfriend. He complimented her by wrapping an arm around her, one of his hands reaching to pinch some cake for himself.
He grinned.
"Life is swell."
KABOOM!
He whipped around to see the volcano exploding.
Immediately, he took command. He was the hero, and he would make sure that his harem was safe. He built a basement/fortress in no seconds flat and stashed them in roughly. They skipped like stones across the sea on their bums across the basement floor. The living star's hair stayed perfect, but Generic.Archdemon, who had spent hours forced by compulsion to manage their soft raccoon hair/fur, grew disheveled much to their frustration.
He Naruto-ran to the volcano, fast enough that air resistance actually mattered to him.
A three-headed dog with pink bows on each furious head thrashed around. Blunt teeth bared at his blue face. Lava splashed up as it crested against the walls of the caldera, hissing against the obsidian rock. He quickly started sweating and shaking in his boots.
He. Was. Terrified.
And then a pink glow suffused the area.
"Who are you, mortal, to interrupt my rites of succession? I must kill my brothers," asked a small girl, a crown of three bronze dog heads growling from atop her gold locks. She sneered, an arrogant cockiness that characterized the devils the Goddess warned him about. A dog on her lap growled at Taediosus, who she petted with surprising lovingness.
She was immortal. Looked like a child. Had a whole bunch of power.
She was the fabled...
Loli.
His eyes shined with stars. He
had to have her!
A furious disgust turned her cheeks a putrid green.
And she was a tsundere too!
