I didn't feel strongly about many of the questions and for many of them I didn't know how to answer so my slider stayed in the middle which made all my stats pretty average, except 3.
[[1]]Machiavellianism is pretty low because I can't lie to save my life. I absolutely hate manipulators, liars, the sly, con artists, scammers, and betrayers.
[[2]]Spitefulness. When people cross me, lie to me, manipulate me, or betray me, I want to destroy them, and I'm willing to pay for it.
[[3]]Sadism is probably too high because of 2 factors. (1) My spitefulness is tied with a sense of pleasure that I experience when the above manipulators, liars, etc. get their just deserts. (2) I'm a little bit kinky.
...Ouch, I’m a bad blob
I am also 9.11% darker than the average person! No need to feel lonely!