First shitpost!

[Raneday]

Aye! Who has a lighter?! I have the gasoline!

wait I thought you're part of the people to be burned?

 

[Fossil]

wait I thought you're part of the people to be burned?

Nah. I can’t be cremated. I tried.

 

[D.Dimitrov]

Nah. I can’t be cremated. I tried.

Then, what about making you like that?

 

[Fossil]

Then, what about making you like that?

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Nah. Too restricting.

 

[Miserys_End]

Nah. Too restricting.

I know, ground into powder and sold to those suffering from ED, with the label: guaranteed to make you as energetic the rock hard fossil it was extracted from.

 

[DocB]

WHY WON’T THIS THREAD DIE?!

Because quality shitpost floats

 

[Miserys_End]

Because quality shitpost floats

So your saying this brown trout is a swimmer not a sinker... gotcha xD

 

[Fossil]

I know, ground into powder and sold to those suffering from ED, with the label: guaranteed to make you as energetic the rock hard fossil it was extracted from.

I better get some of the money.

Because quality shitpost floats

...I...Okay.

 

[Raneday]

how 'bout getting buried then?

Nah. I can’t be cremated. I tried.

 

[Fossil]

how 'bout getting buried then?

No thank you.

 

[Raneday]

No thank you.

how 'bout sky burial?

 

[Fossil]

how 'bout sky burial?

I’m fine.

 

[FemmeFatale]

Refuse to die and raze Hell is my motto.

 

[Raneday]

I’m fine.

then how 'bout being fed to sharks or piranhas?

 

[Fossil]

then how 'bout being fed to sharks or piranhas?

I have no meat.

 

[Raneday]

I have no meat.

hmm being fed to the wolves then?

 

[Miserys_End]

I have no meat.

For some reason one of the songs from the Disney movie Pinocchio started playing in my head. Just instead of "I have no stings, to hold me down..." it was "I have no meat, to hold me down..."

Spoiler: I have no meat

I've got no meat
To hold me down
To make me fret
Or make me frown
I had meat
But now I'm free
There is no meat on me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That's the only way to go
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
I've got no meat
So I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
They've got meat
But you can see
There is no meat on me
You have no meat
Your arms is free
To love me by the Zuider Zee
Ya, ya, ya
If you would woo
I'd bust my meat for you
You've got no meat
Comme ci comme ça
Your savoire-faire is ooh la la
I've got meat
But entre nous
I'd cut my flesh for you
Down where the Volga flows
There's a Russian rendez-vous
Where me and Ivan go
But I'd rather go with you, hey
There is no meat on me

Sounds like a perfect song for a fossil....

 

[Raneday]

For some reason one of the songs from the Disney movie Pinocchio started playing in my head. Just instead of "I have no stings, to hold me down..." it was "I have no meat, to hold me down..."

Spoiler: I have no meat

I've got no meat
To hold me down
To make me fret
Or make me frown
I had meat
But now I'm free
There is no meat on me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
That's the only way to go
I want the world to know
Nothing ever worries me
I've got no meat
So I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
They've got meat
But you can see
There is no meat on me
You have no meat
Your arms is free
To love me by the Zuider Zee
Ya, ya, ya
If you would woo
I'd bust my meat for you
You've got no meat
Comme ci comme ça
Your savoire-faire is ooh la la
I've got meat
But entre nous
I'd cut my flesh for you
Down where the Volga flows
There's a Russian rendez-vous
Where me and Ivan go
But I'd rather go with you, hey
There is no meat on me

Sounds like a perfect song for a fossil....

maybe @Fossil's Pinnochio in disguise?

 

[Fossil]

maybe @Fossil's Pinnochio in disguise?

Eh?!

 

[Raneday]

Eh?!

*starts chopping Fossil*