BenJepheneT
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I don't usually make threads like this. This isn't because of integrity; if I could show my dick on a Superbowl ad I would in a heartbeat. The reason I hold back is that I correlate advertisement threads like this to be personal milestones.
I won't do one unless I breach a certain word count or make something new.
For this one, it's both. I'll explain later.
The Problem Store
(Cover 1/Cover 2 respectively, not to be counted as Volume Covers)
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Genres: Adult, Comedy, Smut, Drama, Harem, Romance, Fantasy
As much as my reputation precedes me in this forum, no, I don't main smut series. I write more serious, drama-oriented works before this. Even then, I'm still treating this as a side series for me to have fun whenever writing starts to suck for me. I gotta admit, I can see why people do this. Horny aside, this is fun. I'm trying out different story structures and comedic elements in this series, it's great. For once, writing doesn't feel like a necessary evil to have written chapters and- oh right, the story.
This series is about a guy named Guy.
There is no great premise in this; Guy simply meets women and fuck them. That's it. That's the premise. But since there's no big plot to adhere to, I can essentially do whatever I want. As long Guy fucks a girl every few chapters or so, I can set the story in a fight club for all I care.
For now, the synopsis of the story so far is this: Teenager Guy enters some backwater farm town from a bus without a passport or an ID. Nothing. He simply steps into school with a uniform and assimilates as a student to no one's awareness. He garners the attention of Sin, a local. She takes Guy into her residence since he's flat-out broke and has nowhere else to stay. Guy is suspicious and wonders why Sin trusts someone she just met to live under the same roof as her. While the described narrative goes in tandem, we also follow Guy and Sin three years later as they spend time in the city, sucking and fucking in hotel rooms, under diner tables, and in changing rooms.
before you start reading, I have to remind you that I mostly use this story to satisfy my desires beyond my primordial lust. you will find troupes that I like being contorted to fit my tastes. you will find some cliches here or there that is of my favourites. you will find outlandish world-building and fantastical elements that might sound crazy and not make sense at the start but I promise you will click or be of use in the future. for the most part, the story is dialogue-heavy and slower-paced, with mostly verbal interactions. it's not all slice-of-life, though. there IS A PLOT, but there's no urgency to get to the finish line. so it's a hit-or-miss, depending on why you read.
If you have any worries about moral complications in the story, let me make it succinct for you:
- though there are underaged characters, they do not fuck. flirt, yes, but no fucking. they only do so when they're of age. no 100-year-old dragon witch bullshit either.
- even though it's tagged romance, it's mostly casual sex. no deep "ilysomuch<3" relationships yet. just "hey I got a hole wanna plug it?" type deals for now. that's right, the heroines don't just fall in love willy nilly out of nowhere.
- no non-con stuff.
- there is violence presented in the r18 scenes, and they like it. which is worse is up to you.
- there are quote-unquote "furries" in this. yes, they will be heavily involved in the story soon.
- not in the story as of now, but there will be same-sex relations down the line. they aren't of main focus, since the story's written entirely in Guy's first-person perspective, but if you don't want to see gay shit, look away.
- there are religious related concepts, but not in the way you think. God exists in this series too, but not in the way you think. aside from the bare ideas of heaven and hell, it has next to no correlation with conventional nor ancient mythology. think of the average joe's understanding of the Christian heaven and hell and run with nothing but that.
this may be a shilling thread, but it is also a feedback thread. yes, I'm asking for reviews for this thing. though it's in its primitive state, I feel as if readers could have a decent grasp on how this story will go for now. for those who need more to read to give feedback, I've scheduled enough chapters to last past 50k words for the coming weeks. I'm not asking for in-depth analysis or critiques here; just some initial impressions. but if you want to do the former, feel free. want to tear into my shit and give it a beating. that too is approved. i am a big boy. i will only read your harsh words, gently weep under my blanket, and go back to normal next week.
if everything above isn't enough to get you reading, here's some illustrations I'll be using in the upcoming chapters that will definitely get you reading/closing this tab immediately:
There are past illustrations but I hesitate to show them. They were from last year, where I draw ketchup water tier shit. Don't look them up. They suck.
I won't do one unless I breach a certain word count or make something new.
For this one, it's both. I'll explain later.
The Problem Store
(Cover 1/Cover 2 respectively, not to be counted as Volume Covers)
The Problem Store
There was a guy who went by the name of Guy. He lives in a World, and has many stories to tell about it. Stories of relationships, indulgence, brotherhood, reconciliation, women, and skinship. Especially women and skinship. Guy has a lot of stories about women and skinship. You may or...
Genres: Adult, Comedy, Smut, Drama, Harem, Romance, Fantasy
As much as my reputation precedes me in this forum, no, I don't main smut series. I write more serious, drama-oriented works before this. Even then, I'm still treating this as a side series for me to have fun whenever writing starts to suck for me. I gotta admit, I can see why people do this. Horny aside, this is fun. I'm trying out different story structures and comedic elements in this series, it's great. For once, writing doesn't feel like a necessary evil to have written chapters and- oh right, the story.
This series is about a guy named Guy.
There is no great premise in this; Guy simply meets women and fuck them. That's it. That's the premise. But since there's no big plot to adhere to, I can essentially do whatever I want. As long Guy fucks a girl every few chapters or so, I can set the story in a fight club for all I care.
For now, the synopsis of the story so far is this: Teenager Guy enters some backwater farm town from a bus without a passport or an ID. Nothing. He simply steps into school with a uniform and assimilates as a student to no one's awareness. He garners the attention of Sin, a local. She takes Guy into her residence since he's flat-out broke and has nowhere else to stay. Guy is suspicious and wonders why Sin trusts someone she just met to live under the same roof as her. While the described narrative goes in tandem, we also follow Guy and Sin three years later as they spend time in the city, sucking and fucking in hotel rooms, under diner tables, and in changing rooms.
before you start reading, I have to remind you that I mostly use this story to satisfy my desires beyond my primordial lust. you will find troupes that I like being contorted to fit my tastes. you will find some cliches here or there that is of my favourites. you will find outlandish world-building and fantastical elements that might sound crazy and not make sense at the start but I promise you will click or be of use in the future. for the most part, the story is dialogue-heavy and slower-paced, with mostly verbal interactions. it's not all slice-of-life, though. there IS A PLOT, but there's no urgency to get to the finish line. so it's a hit-or-miss, depending on why you read.
If you have any worries about moral complications in the story, let me make it succinct for you:
- though there are underaged characters, they do not fuck. flirt, yes, but no fucking. they only do so when they're of age. no 100-year-old dragon witch bullshit either.
- even though it's tagged romance, it's mostly casual sex. no deep "ilysomuch<3" relationships yet. just "hey I got a hole wanna plug it?" type deals for now. that's right, the heroines don't just fall in love willy nilly out of nowhere.
- no non-con stuff.
- there is violence presented in the r18 scenes, and they like it. which is worse is up to you.
- there are quote-unquote "furries" in this. yes, they will be heavily involved in the story soon.
- not in the story as of now, but there will be same-sex relations down the line. they aren't of main focus, since the story's written entirely in Guy's first-person perspective, but if you don't want to see gay shit, look away.
- there are religious related concepts, but not in the way you think. God exists in this series too, but not in the way you think. aside from the bare ideas of heaven and hell, it has next to no correlation with conventional nor ancient mythology. think of the average joe's understanding of the Christian heaven and hell and run with nothing but that.
this may be a shilling thread, but it is also a feedback thread. yes, I'm asking for reviews for this thing. though it's in its primitive state, I feel as if readers could have a decent grasp on how this story will go for now. for those who need more to read to give feedback, I've scheduled enough chapters to last past 50k words for the coming weeks. I'm not asking for in-depth analysis or critiques here; just some initial impressions. but if you want to do the former, feel free. want to tear into my shit and give it a beating. that too is approved. i am a big boy. i will only read your harsh words, gently weep under my blanket, and go back to normal next week.
if everything above isn't enough to get you reading, here's some illustrations I'll be using in the upcoming chapters that will definitely get you reading/closing this tab immediately:
There are past illustrations but I hesitate to show them. They were from last year, where I draw ketchup water tier shit. Don't look them up. They suck.
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