Gadgets that may or may not be useful.

[CakeEatsNothing]

So... I want to know what kind of weird gadgets you can think of or have heard/seen of.

Here's mine- A gadget that makes your nipples extend(extremely long) when someone who is about to harm you comes close to you. With a cute little blade inside :).

 

[Draconite]

A box filled with infinite party poppers, because why not?

 

[CadmarLegend]

So... I want to know what kind of weird gadgets you can think of or have heard/seen of.

Here's mine- A gadget that makes your nipples extend(extremely long) when someone who is about to harm you comes close to you. With a cute little blade inside :).

I think of a pee stimulator.... it makes you pee longer. It's a "thought"... not real.

 

[NotaNuffian]

So... I want to know what kind of weird gadgets you can think of or have heard/seen of.

Here's mine- A gadget that makes your nipples extend(extremely long) when someone who is about to harm you comes close to you. With a cute little blade inside :).

You might as well say Frankly Nipple Light at this point.

Why my sad face? CHAFING.

My thought: A gadget that creates a post-it-stick for the most recent thought that accidentally slipped my mind.

 

[Draconite]

A pillow that is extremely comfortable, say goodbye to trouble sleeping.

 

[NotaNuffian]

A pillow that is extremely comfortable, say goodbye to trouble sleeping.

Coupled that with a bolster pillow with my waifu cover, a comfy bed and blanket and I will pay you 3k USD for it.

 

[Deleted member 49654]

Real usefuless gadget - egg boiler.

 

[Fich]

A fridge on wheels with a jet engine attached. Now that would be COOL(pls end my suffering)

 

[Draconite]

A fridge on wheels with a jet engine attached. Now that would be COOL(pls end my suffering)

Sure
*Loads rocket launcher with confetti rockets*
Any last words?

 

[Fich]

Thank you

 

[CadmarLegend]

Thank you

That's all...? Your last words are "Thank you"...?

 

[K5Rakitan]

A gadget that makes your nipples extend(extremely long) when someone who is about to harm you comes close to you. With a cute little blade inside :).

I'd prefer a gadget that detects how much milk is in my breasts and how much milk is in my baby's stomach so I can
a) figure out if he's hungry or is just crying over gas pains
b) decide whether to express some milk if we're both full
c) decide whether to make a batch of formula if we're both empty

 

[sereminar]

Tastebud gel, put it on a patch of skin and you can taste from it. Like, if you wanted to taste from your finger or elbow or foot.

 

[Deleted member 49654]

Gadget: A lock that won't let you open the fridge more than once every 5 hours.

 

[CakeEatsNothing]

a) Around 10 minutes of active feeding (the child actively sucks in the milk, not sleeping half of the time) is enough. The time range between feedings depends on the baby's age.
b) I suppose you should be able to feel if you are full or not.
c) I have no idea about this.


Gadget: A lock that won't let you open the fridge more than once every 5 hours.

Unacceptable.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Gadget: A lock that won't let you open the fridge more than once every 5 hours.

But . . . but they told me to eat every 2-3 hours when I had gestational diabetes!

 

[CadmarLegend]

So... I want to know what kind of weird gadgets you can think of or have heard/seen of.

Here's mine- A gadget that makes your nipples extend(extremely long) when someone who is about to harm you comes close to you. With a cute little blade inside :).

Robot or human?

 

[CadmarLegend]

Robot or human?

Wtf is wrong with walmart....?

 

[CakeEatsNothing]

Wtf is wrong with walmart....?

Wow... That is amazing

 

[CakeEatsNothing]

Wtf is wrong with walmart....?

I kinda want it now...