K5Rakitan
Level 34 πͺ π Pronouns: she/whore β
- Joined
- Apr 15, 2020
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I want a single player table tennis gameHere are 6!
Here is a tennis ball my dog chewed on.I want a single player table tennis game
._.)Here is a tennis ball my dog chewed on.
Here is a tent you can use to self-isolate in my back yard for 21 days.._.)
I want you
Your every reply fills me with ever so increasing sadness and disappointment.Here is a tent you can use to self-isolate in my back yard for 21 days.
There's a martini with five olives waiting for you on the porch.Your every reply fills me with ever so increasing sadness and disappointment.
So, if I want a glass of water, I should ask for something a bit more pompous.
I want a drink
.....i don't drink alcohol...There's a martini with five olives waiting for you on the porch.
Get me some instant ramen, please!
Gives you two pills for erectile dysfunctionI need two lemons.
Heres an air ventilator filter.Please grab me some coffee filters.
Did someone say rubber dicks? They don't tend to use rubber so much as silicone these days, so here are some silicone dicks.Ala, could you buy some rubber ducks for me?
....atleast give me silicone boobs then!Did someone say rubber dicks? They don't tend to use rubber so much as silicone these days, so here are some silicone dicks.
I picked some up on eBay for you.....atleast give me silicone boobs then!
Oh....thank youI picked some up on eBay for you.