How would you describe your main protagonist as poorly as possible?

[QuercusMalus]

A maid looking to knock boots accidentally eats a god.

 

[Jemini]

A little girl facing a mild identity crisis after getting into a car accident.

 

[J_Chemist]

Edgy teen who's stupid goes on an adventure because his friend died and proceeds to get his ass beat for several books.

 

[hippoman]

Self appointed General, Princess, Queen, Royal Advisor, Prime Minister, Treasurer and Mother. God's biggest Critic while also supporting the church. Solves all problems by throwing herself at the problem until it breaks, because the problem always breaks before she does.

 

[PoorWordsmith]

an old man with arthritis

 

[2wordsperminute]

An idiot who just wants adventure.

 

[CSDestroyer]

Forrest Gump in a fantasy setting

 

[esThr]

An envious low life

 

[Katsurandom]

A blonde girl who is trying to fight of the bimbo allegations(she isn't doing a good job)

 

[BouncyCactus]

An unfortunate bastard

 

[ArchlordZero]

VP Lysander: The last sage of humanity turns back time to relive the moment where he had a diarrhea frenzy in a bus
VP Xenon: Angry guy wants to kill his best friend, his girlfriend, and his doctor... and himself
VP Amphere: Boring guy joins the rebellion just to make his personality exciting
Speedmage Tournament Jonathan: Guy got kidnapped to become a coach for two adorable ladies and a panda
Gladiatrix System Elzane: Bro joined a tournament with his fiance as his pokemon

 

[Amrasil207]

An unhinged snake woman on her quest to adopt children and cracking skulls along the way.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

An envious low life

HEY!

 

[H0LL0W]

A forgetful idiot who wants great power because of his mommy and daddy issues.

 

[Lorelliad]

A shapeshifter who's forgotten their true form thanks to their countless changes in appearance over the years.

 

[doravg]

Fat, optimistic, so deep in the closet, he can't even feel it.

 

[Obsoleteness]

A vampire who is a scaredy cat eats pizza sometimes and discovers things with painting.

Can you do mine as well? I can't think of anything funny

 

[YusakuRay]

The title basically explains it all. I just want to see how other people on this site would describe their protagonists as humorously as possible.

As I dont have a published story yet, I won't describe the protagonists from a few of my stories.

This thread may or may not be a self-proclaimed unofficial follow up thread to this : https://forum.scribblehub.com/threa...-main-antagonist-as-poorly-as-possible.17989/

Reckless college boy who often dies in dumb and goreish ways, enjoys teasing his elf gf in world he is isekai'd/moved to, Often speaking before thinking about what he says which creates misunderstandings at times

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Can you do mine as well? I can't think of anything funny

Weird dragon girl been alive for a long time. Flies around and catches stray puns from a dummy reader. Attempts to become a power ranger.

 

[MintiLime]

Non-binary swordsman with mommy and daddy issues hijacks a cult.