This is the best option provided of the ones listed. Imagine if you sent it to the first person that bought a physical copy of your book, with a note saying "this hair isn't meant for human consumption".
I can donate it to my bald friends but I can't "officially" donate it because it wasn't cut at a specified donation center barber.
Donate it.
It was 46 cm long. It is dirty blond.
why would you get rid of such a angelic part of yourself
It was getting too long to be practical. Plus, it was starting to dry out to the point that it just needed to be cut. Too many split ends. My girlfriend agrees with you though. She liked my long hair.Keep it
Put some random Somalian warlord's name on the package as the sender.
I guess as one of its representatives Sealand it going to war with... mmm, *spins globe and plants finger on the smallest country I see as it's spinning* Dominica... I guess.Knowing how you own some titles this hits differently.
I don't do voodoo. I won't touch anything magic in nature ever. Not after last time. I was a Wiccan for long enough to know you don't mess with that shit. it's a huge reason as to why I've devoted myself to Christ.
First time I participated in a Wiccan ritual, my nose blasted open and I almost fainted.
they aaall say it. "I won't ever do magic again, great witch", "making a deal with you was the worst mistake of my life, great witch", "please grant me more, great witch"... At this point all of this is like from that song... How did it go?
