If you could have one question answered in detail, what would it be?

[RepresentingEnvy]

When and how do I die?
(Nah, think about it. If you knew wouldn't that change alot of things in your life? It might actually stop me from procrastinating so much )

It'd make me procrastinate more as a vampire.

 

[Anon2024]

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⡇⢸⣿⡟⠛⢿⣷⠀⢸⣿⡟⠛⢿⣷⡄⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀
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⡇⢸⣿⡏⠉⢹⣿⡆⢸⣿⡟⠛⢻⣷⡄⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⢸⣿⡏⠉⢹⣿⡇⠀
⡇⢸⣿⣧⣤⣼⡿⠃⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⠸⣿⣧⣤⣼⡿⠁⢸⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀
⣇⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣀⡈⠉⣁⣀⣄⣀⣀⣀⣠⣀⣀⣀⣰
⣇⣿⠘⣿⣿⣿⡿⡿⣟⣟⢟⢟⢝⠵⡝⣿⡿⢂⣼⣿⣷⣌⠩⡫⡻⣝⠹⢿⣿⣷
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⡆⣿⣿⣦⠹⣳⣳⣕⢅⠈⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢈⢆⠟⠋⠉⠁⠉⠉⠁⠈⠼⢐⢕⢽
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⠁⢰⣿⡏⣴⣌⠈⣌⠡⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣉⣉⣁⣄⢖⢕⢕⢕
⡀⢻⣿⡇⢙⠁⠴⢿⡟⣡⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣿
⡻⣄⣻⣿⣌⠘⢿⣷⣥⣿⠇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣷⢄⠻⣿⣟⠿⠦⠍⠉⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣦⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟
⡕⡑⣑⣈⣻⢗⢟⢞⢝⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⠿⠃⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⣠
⡝⡵⡈⢟⢕⢕⢕⢕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⣀⣈⠙
⡝⡵⡕⡀⠑⠳⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⢉⡠⡲⡫⡪⡪⡣

I ain't yo bruh, manny.

Also, the Bear can't answer can it?

 

[SailusGebel]

I ain't yo bruh, manny.

I will call you however I want.

Also, the Bear can't answer can it?

I will answer this question!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

How to make a fusion reactor?

 

[dummycake]

What's the process for turning lesbian women straight?

brain damage

 

[Sola-sama]

What would you prefer to eat, a shit-flavored curry, or a curry-flavored shit?

 

[BernKatstel]

I ain't yo bruh, manny.

Also, the Bear can't answer can it?

Of course it can.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

What would you prefer to eat, a shit-flavored curry, or a curry-flavored shit?

Don't do this to my favorite meal you shit head!

 

[Sola-sama]

Don't do this to my favorite meal you shit head!

The thought that you are a loathsome dung eater, ferocious feaster of feces, devious doo doo devourer, has never crossed my mind.

My apologies.

 

[dummycake]

What would you prefer to eat, a shit-flavored curry, or a curry-flavored shit?

Don't do this to my favorite meal you shit head!

if you blender the shit and use food dye, it's basically just curry.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

The thought that you are a loathsome dung eater, ferocious feaster of feces, devious doo doo devourer, has never crossed my mind.

My apologies.

I hate you.

 

[SailusGebel]

I hate you.

Same. Let's double our hate.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

What's the process for turning lesbian women straight?

Wouldn't it be easier to simply ask how to get a straight waifu?

Same. Let's double our hate.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Wouldn't it be easier to simply ask how to get a straight waifu?

@Anon2024 she's afraid.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

@Anon2024 she's afraid.

I'm not! I am making an observation.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

My question would be:

How do I find and get a Christian dragoness to marry me?

 

[2wordsperminute]

My question would be:

How do I find and get a Christian dragoness to marry me?

Christian dragon parties maybe?

 

[Hans.Trondheim]

You get to have one question of your choosing answered in correct, extraordinary detail by a bear, describing things you weren’t even sure you wanted to know. What would it be? Purely for the satisfaction or comfort of knowing. You can share the answer with a few friends or family members, if you so wish, but no more than a handful of people will be capable of remembering it.

If you ask something with the intention to make money off of the answer, such as how to win the lottery, it will tell you to get a job in your native language in a really rude way.

"What are the events between the time man got conscious of his humanity and the rise of Ancient Egypt?"

Yeah, coz I'm fascinated in pre-recorded history of humanity.

My question would be:

How do I find and get a Christian dragoness to marry me?

Christian dating apps.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

How do I kidnap a bear so I can ask it more questions?

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

How do I kidnap a bear so I can ask it more questions?

Truly villainous thinking.