If You Have Pet Snail, What Would You Name It?

[AuthorsDread]

I found a large snail crawling up my window this morning. At first, I was going to crush the darn thing or toss it out, but then just ignore it. It is still slugging about.
What should I name it?

 

[Cipiteca396]

Lucky.

 

[YuukeiRorogan]

Turbo

 

[Rhaps]

NaCl

 

[SailusGebel]

Roach.

 

[dummycake]

Lich

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Snail. If it won't come when you call it, what's the point of a name? That's why my cats are all, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, and Chewy.

 

[Iamnotabot]

Agent S or Sergei the snail would do

 

[WeissBlatt]

Jerry.

 

[owotrucked]

GenocidePlotter

 

[HelloHound]

sugar

 

[T.K._Paradox]

Tyrian.

Like Tyrian Purple, the color that comes from certain snails.

 

[MintiLime]

Alexander Cream Puff the Third
additional snails would be named Snowy and Cocoa

 

[Lodur]

Jörmungandr, of course! What, was you expecting something else from Loki?

 

[SomethingStuffHappend]

Slime

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Name it Sailus the Snail.

Roach.

 

[Lloyd]

Gary

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

Slow monkey...

 

[owotrucked]

Name it Sailus the Snail.

SnailusGebel

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

SnailusGebel

Why didn't I think of that?