if you were forced to go to Brazil, what would you do?

[BenJepheneT]

Ooh. I found my new superhero name.

...can you guess my power?

NTR?

 

[Maple-Leaf]

As a legally uncultured pigeon, my impression of Brazil is just one giant soccer field.

 

[BenJepheneT]

As a legally uncultured pigeon, my impression of Brazil is just one giant soccer field.

a very big and poverty-stricken football field that's burning in one half, yes

 

[Leti]

a very big and poverty-stricken football field that's burning in one half, yes

And the floor is lava.

 

[Sii]

Guess I'ma go catch covid in Brazil while possibly drowning in some aesthetically enhanced booty. One can only dream so hard.

 

[BenJepheneT]

Guess I'ma go catch covid in Brazil while possibly drowning in some aesthetically enhanced booty. One can only dream so hard.

The dream

 

[CupcakeNinja]

NTR?

What? No. Sweet raps, yo

 

[Leti]

You don't catch covid in Brazil. You catch green flu.

 

[BenJepheneT]

You don't catch covid in Brazil. You catch green flu.

That is, if you can live long enough to catch a flu and not get mugged on the streets.

 

[Leti]

That is, if you can live long enough to catch a flu and not get mugged on the streets.

Imagine yourself walking only to be mugged with this:

 

[BenJepheneT]

Imagine yourself walking only to be mugged with this:

A fucking blunderbuss?

I CRY TO THEE! UNHAND YOUR POSSESSIONS OR I SHALL DO SO IN AN UNORDERLY MANNER WITH MY ACQUAINTANCE!

 

[Leti]

Carrefour Brazil Covers Dead Worker With Umbrellas For Hours So It Can Stay Open - WTF

The supermarket later apologized, saying its handling of incident was inappropriate.

9gag.com

 

[Norseman]

Buy a plot of land, and go stranded Isekai mode?