Monkey's Paw

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you have to constantly move around to be like that. Your body overheats and you die.


i wish for something.

Just added.

Granted, you get death in a ball, as soon as it touches anything (including air) it explodes and kills everything in a ten mile radius, including you.

I wish for a perfectly safe banana.

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, you get death in a ball, as soon as it touches anything (including air) it explodes and kills everything in a ten mile radius, including you.

I wish for a perfectly safe banana.

Granted, but killer monkeys followed you.


I wish for a perfectly safe resting spot.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but killer monkeys followed you.


I wish for a perfectly safe resting spot.

Granted, it was so nice that you never wish to leave, however there are no resources there so you die from starvation.

I wish for a bookmark

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, it was so nice that you never wish to leave, however there are no resources there so you die from starvation.

I wish for a bookmark

Granted, but that bookmark is covered in poision and you die.



I wish to gain 12 dogsmmmm.m........

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but that bookmark is covered in poision and you die.



I wish to gain 12 dogsmmmm.m........

Granted, you now own 12 dogsmmmm.ms. you might now know this but dogsmmmm.ms are actually very evil creatures, so they kill you.

I wish to be a master of swordsmanship

 

[Draconite]

Granted, you now own 12 dogsmmmm.ms. you might now know this but dogsmmmm.ms are actually very evil creatures, so they kill you.

I wish to be a master of swordsmanship

But the sword you wield is cursed

I want a paper with the number 0 written on it

 

[Napelynn]

But the sword you wield is cursed

I want a paper with the number 0 written on it

Granted, but to make that piece of paper, every tree on the planet had to die

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink

 

[Draconite]

Granted, but to make that piece of paper, every tree on the planet had to die

I wish for a pen that never runs out of ink

The ink overflowed and drowned you

i wish for a flex tape

 

[Napelynn]

The ink overflowed and drowned you

i wish for a flex tape

Granted, but it was so good at fixing damage that it started healing injuries. Additionally, it was super sticky so you can’t get rid of it. You were hunted down and dissected by scientists who thought the power of healing came from you and not the tape.

I wish to be able to type really quickly without hurting anyone

 

[Draconite]

Granted, but it was so good at fixing damage that it started healing injuries. Additionally, it was super sticky so you can’t get rid of it. You were hunted down and dissected by scientists who thought the power of healing came from you and not the tape.

I wish to be able to type really quickly without hurting anyone

Granted, but you type so fast the keyboard broke

I wish to get a like in this comment

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but only from me

I wish to have the power to always be at the perfect temperature

Granted, but you type so fast the keyboard broke

I wish to get a like in this comment

 

[Draconite]

Granted, but only from me

I wish to have the power to always be at the perfect temperature

Where's the like tho?

Granted but since you are always at perfect temperature your friends sticks to you in bad weather

I want the person below me to type butt fart

 

[Napelynn]

Where's the like tho?

Granted but since you are always at perfect temperature your friends sticks to you in bad weather

I want the person below me to type butt fart

I already gave it?

Granted, but later in a place you can’t see

I wish to always be clean

 

[Draconite]

I already gave it?

Granted, but later in a place you can’t see

I wish to always be clean

Tch! Granted but now you will have to wear a hazmat suit at anytime

I want a the person below me to type something random

 

[Napelynn]

Tch! Granted but now you will have to wear a hazmat suit at anytime

I want a the person below me to type something random

Granted: Something Random

I wish to not have wish twisted

 

[Draconite]

Granted: Something Random

I wish to not have wish twisted

Granted, but the game master noticed you

I wish for someone to get me a bottle of sprite

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but the game master noticed you

I wish for someone to get me a bottle of sprite

Granted, but it won’t be me and it won’t happen anytime soon

I wish for infinite bubble wrap

 

[Draconite]

Granted, but it won’t be me and it won’t happen anytime soon

I wish for infinite bubble wrap

Granted, but now you have to pay for the shipping cost

I want to have my sprite delivered now

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but now you have to pay for the shipping cost

I want to have my sprite delivered now

Granted, but first you have to ask someone for a sprite and get them to agree.

I wish for the nicest pillow in the world

 

[Draconite]

Granted, but first you have to ask someone for a sprite and get them to agree.

I wish for the nicest pillow in the world

Granted, but the pillow was too nice and you ended up waking up late every morning

I wish to get box filled with light novels of my pick