Please answer the question. "How do you cook instant noodles?"

[ChaosGodOfJashin]

Please answer with joke answers

 

[TotallyHuman]

Instantly

 

[Ilikewaterkusa]

Please answer with joke answers

I eat with pee nya

 

[MyukiMruieast]

I cook instant noodles by cooking it on an oven. No water needed.

 

[autumnveir]

I dunno, I just eat it raw.

 

[Cipiteca396]

pot

 

[Sola-sama]

Devour the noodle raw, snort the powder seasonings (with extra chilli powder), and drink the boiling hot water. The noodle will be cooked in the stomach. If you're experiencing brain damage, stomach-ache or blisters due to the steps above, then you're weak. Your family is weak, you're bloodline is weak and you shouldn't survive the winter.

 

[PeacefulMyst]

First you boil water and then drop the entire noodle packet inside (with the packet.) If you want dry ones. It works. trust me.

 

[DionneR]

Barbequed over an open fire

 

[Ai-chan]

Ai-chan went out to get some noodles. Mom said, "It's dangerous out there. Here, take this with you." and gave Ai-chan a 10 bucks bill.
But the girl next door said she will give Ai-chan a reward if Ai-chan get her some pandan leaves.
Then Ai-chan came across an old man, who said he needs to deliver a letter to his son.
So Ai-chan helped him send an email and he gave Ai-chan some sweets.
On the way, Ai-chan came across a bunch of kids. Ai-chan gave them some sweets and they helped Ai-chan beat up some pigeons.
Ai-chan went to the local government office and handed the evidence of subjugation and they gave Ai-chan another 10 bucks.
Then Ai-chan went to the grocery store, where Ai-chan bought some pandan leaves and instant noodles. She gave Ai-chan a reward of some salt.
When Ai-chan went home, Ai-chan realized that Ai-chan forgot to order some gas.
So Ai-chan cooked it using magical non-flaming fire instead.

 

[PeacefulMyst]

Ai-chan went out to get some noodles. Mom said, "It's dangerous out there. Here, take this with you." and gave Ai-chan a 10 bucks bill.
But the girl next door said she will give Ai-chan a reward if Ai-chan get her some pandan leaves.
Then Ai-chan came across an old man, who said he needs to deliver a letter to his son.
So Ai-chan helped him send an email and he gave Ai-chan some sweets.
On the way, Ai-chan came across a bunch of kids. Ai-chan gave them some sweets and they helped Ai-chan beat up some pigeons.
Ai-chan went to the local government office and handed the evidence of subjugation and they gave Ai-chan another 10 bucks.
Then Ai-chan went to the grocery store, where Ai-chan bought some pandan leaves and instant noodles. She gave Ai-chan a reward of some salt.
When Ai-chan went home, Ai-chan realized that Ai-chan forgot to order some gas.
So Ai-chan cooked it using magical non-flaming fire instead.

thats one heck of a ride ai chan. Reminded me of Doraemon for some reason

 

[Lorelliad]

Well, this depends.

I do the chili oil technique a lot, and it works.

 

[PeacefulMyst]

Well, this depends.

I do the chili oil technique a lot, and it works.

what is the chili in oil technique if i may?

 

[Kenjona]

Cook?

 

[wingedcatgirl]

They're better dry. (+90 HP)

 

[longer]

Stick your pp into the toaster

 

[CL]

"How do you cook instant noodles?"​

 

[Lorelliad]

what is the chili in oil technique if i may?

Something something about putting hot oil into the sauce/seasonings without the water

 

[PeacefulMyst]

Something something about putting hot oil into the sauce/seasonings without the water

That sounds like something id never want to eat.



and ngl i was expecting smth nsfw. for some reason. wait what kind of thing was i even expecting from smth called 'chilli in oil technique '

 

[Sabruness]

with a flamethrower, of course. the only way for truly instant noodles