Poop slinging Monkey vs you

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

Just out of pure curiosity if a poop-slinging monkey fought you what would its chances of winning be?

 

[Syringe]

-0%

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

-0%
View attachment 19550

At least it will go down knowing you will finally clean that armor of yours

 

[Deleted member 113259]

-0%
View attachment 19550

DEUS VULT!

 

[LORD_SHAXX]

It depends can I sling my poop back? Is he on elevation? What's the weather like? What monkey we talking about here?

 

[Lloyd]

Why fight the monkey when you can get the poop for free?

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

It depends can I sling my poop back? Is he on elevation? What's the weather like? What monkey we talking about here?

It's an Emperor Tamarin. You are in a rainforest and yes you can throw poo back.

Why fight the monkey when you can get the poop for free?

Monkey poop is 5% better than human poop.

 

[MilkAndSausage]

I watch rental girlfriend so I am immune to shit

 

[owotrucked]

-0%
View attachment 19550

 

[Sabruness]

yes, this is 100% truth if someone is wondering.

 

[Rhaps]

I have a home made crossbow, let's see if a bolt faster than the eye can track fare against a monkey.

 

[georgelee5786]

How big is the monkey?

 

[WeissBlatt]

Monke stronk. I surrender.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

Very easy. I have a gun and little to no sympathy for those who throw shit at me.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Why are we fighting? What happens if I just walk away and go home? If my kid is in danger, that monkey is toast!