SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

I've been suffering from shoulder and back pain the past 3 days. Today I realized we bought standing desks half a year ago precisely to help with that. I simply forgot to change the height.

This Daikon is not the sharpest tool in the shed

 

[SsemouyOnan]

quite lovely, yes

But the song is ass while JOJO has Class
And you need to touch some grass and cut the sass

You wouldn't know class even if it was all up on your- [2/3 of my alter egos have advised me not to finish this sentence]

I will strap your highness on the ceiling while 10000 fairies eat their way out, mommy

You aren't strapping anything

Look up brain fuck (coding language) if you haven’t heard of it~

Brainfuck? At least that one's meant to be understandable by the human mind
I will do you one better:

('&%:9]!~}|z2Vxwv-,POqponl$Hjig%eB@@>}=<M:9wv6WsU2T|nm-,jcL(I&%$#"
`CB]V?Tx<uVtT`Rpo3NlF.Jh++FdbCBA@?]!~|4XzyTT43Qsqq(Lnmkj"Fhg${z@>

 

[LuoirM]

You aren't strapping anything

But... It's just a picture of you... I want to look at you while I birth for you, my highness. Please... Allow me, please, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

 

[SsemouyOnan]

But... It's just a picture of you... I want to look at you while I birth for you, my highness. Please... Allow me, please, please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

If you wish to look at me, then do it properly. Grit your teeth through the pain and kneel

 

[LuoirM]

If you wish to look at me, then do it properly. Grit your teeth through the pain and kneel

I'm afraid Rhaps would lock me in a table, my dear goddess.... But yes, I would do everything in my power to look at you while the 10000 fairylings eat my flesh to crawl out and be healthy boys and girls that'll work for your thirst of war... Will you recognized me then at one of my last moments of usefulness in life?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

('&%:9]!~}|z2Vxwv-,POqponl$Hjig%eB@@>}=<M:9wv6WsU2T|nm-,jcL(I&%$#"
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[Aaqil]

Can me have round cake pretty please

 

[LuoirM]

 

[LuoirM]

Spoiler: Is this what people called "The duality of man"

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

 

[Hopper]

Ah yes, the daily chaos ensuing across the school.

It's both mind-boggling and makes some people want to commit arson

 

[Hopper]

Also, who wants to go commit arson with The Pyro here?

 

[LuoirM]

Also, who wants to go commit arson with The Pyro here?

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Is that a he or a she, I would go if it's the latter

 

[Hopper]

Is that a he or a she, I would go if it's the latter

I mean, the second generation of Pyro was a woman. So...

And don't forget, some gals can see malicious things as rainbows and pinky, including the world.

 

[LuoirM]

I mean, the second generation of Pyro was a woman. So...

And don't forget, some gals can see malicious things as rainbows and pinky, including the world.

Fuck yeah

 

[Hopper]

Gtg, dinner.

See ya guys in an hour or two.



Also, don't mess up my room.

Or else...

 

[LuoirM]

Gtg, dinner.

See ya guys in an hour or two.



Also, don't mess up my room.

Or else...
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quick question, are you male or female

 

[LuoirM]

Yeah I just realized I don't really care, I'm messing up your room (sexually)

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Yeah I just realized I don't really care, I'm messing up your room (sexually)

I go away to make some tea and see this shit when I return
How would you even mess up a room sexually- please don't answer that.