SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

Aftermorning~
How’s my favorite symbiote~?

ehehehehe~ I am good now, yes I am slowly coming back to life after being terribly sleepy whole day What about my favorite Symbiote?

 

[Iloveshovels]

What’s this about?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Sure, try not to drink the tap water and eat the civilians, you might get food poisoning

Okay
*drinks tap water*

 

[Notadate]

What’s this about?

*Microphone interference* IT IS THE THUNDER DOME! WELCOME, WELCOME, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE HAVE THE SHOVEL WARRIOR VS ___ shit times up *dies*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

What’s this about?

It's about... about... Yeah. You can read the first page of the thread to understand it a bit better.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Okay
*drinks tap water*

No, no, no mama... you're supposed to eat the tap water and drink poisoned civilians

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

No, no, no mama... you're supposed to eat the tap water and drink poisoned civilians

Ooh, now it makes sense.
*chews tap water*
*drinks a civilian with a straw*
Yummy.

 

[Notadate]

[A card drops to the floor into the dust pile that was once Notadate.]

[Chair: Someone keeps eating it, doesn’t have one.
Name: Notadate
Gender: Male (???)
Info: Dies and or disappears midway through? Only Russian seem’s to pay attention to. Plot reverence is minus levels, can be seen in the clubroom’s (threads) hosting gambling.]

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Ooh, now it makes sense.
*chews tap water*
*drinks a civilian with a straw*
Yummy.

Apparently North Koreans call it a smoothie

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*sips vodka*

[A card drops to the floor into the dust pile that was once Notadate.]

[Chair: Someone keeps eating it, doesn’t have one.
Name: Notadate
Gender: Male (???)
Info: Dies and or disappears midway through? Only Russian seem’s to pay attention to. Plot reverence is minus levels, can be seen in the clubroom’s (threads) hosting gambling.]

@Corty

 

[Azure_Fog]

ehehehehe~ I am good now, yes I am slowly coming back to life after being terribly sleepy whole day What about my favorite Symbiote?

Good~
School is pain...
I'm on break next week though~

What’s this about?

Stuff~ Read first page~
*stabs*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Good~
School is pain...
I'm on break next week though~

yay! Break next week! Good, you've been working hard, you deserve a good rest

Matcha dropped a new chapter, but beware it's over 16k words You make an appearance though

Stuff~ Read first page~
*stabs*

Straight to the point as always

 

[Iloveshovels]

Stuff~ Read first page~
*stabs*

Me about to parry the inferior weaponry in the trenches:

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Me about to parry the inferior weaponry in the trenches:

Oh, you poor, poor soul... You don't even know what are you up against, do you?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Okay
*drinks tap water*

I mean... It should be fine for eldritch entities?

Ooh, now it makes sense.
*chews tap water*
*drinks a civilian with a straw*
Yummy.

Apparently North Koreans call it a smoothie

How else do you think big bro keeps himself looking so healthy without inferior American products?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I have but one word:
Kino

Being appreciated by you makes my day meaningful.

*deliberately decides to ignore that the term can be used ironically to indicate something terribly bad*

Also your chapter gave me so many ideas for Heroine Ssemouy that I'm half tempted to write about her before I do Seymour even if that makes no sense whatsoever.

I hope I managed to inspire you to write something epic. Whether it's Heroine or Seymour or something else entirely, I can't wait to read it.

I slept from 6pm to 1am in the morning so I'm joining you guys in the messed up sleep schedule room

Honestly now at this point the important thing is that a few hours at the end you sleep, no matter when

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Me about to parry the inferior weaponry in the trenches:

What the hell is a Krieger doing in SHHS?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Oh, you poor, poor soul... You don't even know what are you up against, do you?

At this point we should start redirecting everyone who's new to that one wall of text that Azure used against Shizuki

I mean... It should be fine for eldritch entities?

In Mother Russia you don't drink the water, the water drinks you, so mama should be fine?

How else do you think big bro keeps himself looking so healthy without inferior American products?

The secret to eternal life - North Korean Smoothie

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

What’s this about?

The first post helps, but to fully understand, you need to read all 1354 pages, especially that indispensable detail... uh, where was it? Page 669 or was it 974? Or was it on page 178?

 

[Iloveshovels]

Oh, you poor, poor soul... You don't even know what are you up against, do you?

Me parrying, but I do not know how to photoshop a shovel.

Notadate said to do this