SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

Yes, I'm sure. Vodka is good once in a while, but not every day.

Our alcoholic (Loli) ganny is back @Pixytokisaki14 @Stealthy_Enigma

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Our alcoholic (Loli) ganny is back @Pixytokisaki14 @Stealthy_Enigma

I can and I will force you to eat 30 kg of potato salad.

 

[MidnightFox]

I can and I will force you to eat 30 kg of potato salad.

Jokes on you i love potato salad

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*points at hair*
*its pink*
You think that minion would have the dignity to even talk about her height?


Seymour can redefine physics, and the VIllainess' declaration says screw the inverse square law

The quote is strange

*uses Matcha as a footstool*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*points at hair*
*its pink*
You think that minion would have the dignity to even talk about her height?

*sees quote*

...Now we're both in a hole Ssemouy ಠ_ಠ What's next? Fist fight?

Well... I guess since you decided to summon Azure in my stead it's you who's in trouble Shorty

You think that minion would have the dignity to even talk about her height?

But also I should've known that it's you. Nobody else is this smol to get this angy Smol Seymour

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*cuddles more*
Nyaaaa~

ehehehe~ being spoiled by Your Stabbyness is the best so warm so comfy

Have fun~

yes, thank you I will get even more stronk nya

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Jokes on you i love potato salad

It went bad a week ago.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*sees quote*
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Well... I guess since you decided to summon Azure in my stead it's you who's in trouble Shorty


But also I should've known that it's you. Nobody else is this smol to get this angy Smol Seymour

I blame Heroine Ssemouy for this glitch in reality!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Seymour can redefine physics, and the VIllainess' declaration says screw the inverse square law

I thought Ssemouy was the one being talked about? Well, makes sense for Seymour~

Eh, let them figure that out on their own. Can't do everything for them.

True~

Well... I guess since you decided to summon Azure in my stead it's you who's in trouble Shorty

*swaps places with Danny*
Nyahaha~

ehehehe~ being spoiled by Your Stabbyness is the best so warm so comfy

Mm… warm~ nya~
*cuddles more*
*is starting to fall asleep*

 

[Theirl]

Why are the two of you fighting...

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Why are the two of you fighting...

For the title of The Smollest One.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I blame Heroine Ssemouy for this glitch in reality!

Heroine Ssemouy being my best side kick even on accident She really is becoming my favorite

*swaps places with Danny*
Nyahaha~

YEAH! Get her Your Stabbyness
*jumps into cheerleader outfit*
*starts cheering*

Mm… warm~ nya~
*cuddles more*
*is starting to fall asleep*

*cuddles more*
Have some rest Your Stabbyness Danny will watch over you

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Also, I'm alive

Mama, please stay alive

My people need me. The planet shall be mine.
*goes away into a dimensional rift to take over a planet*

We need to bring communism everywhere after all, I am now related to Kim Jong-un.

Oh, you want to be taller?
*gives you eight spider legs that can hide in your body*
*they make you taller by a meter*

Ah, the secret technology of the KGB. Nothing better

Spiders are cute. Well... Some of them.

Maybe not cute, but definitely cool.

 

[Theirl]

For the title of The Smollest One.

Wow To fight to.deny reality such SHORTsightness... its a TALL order for ask for peace.in this school

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Mama, please stay alive

No promises

We need to bring communism everywhere after all, I am now related to Kim Jong-un.

*SRB of that timeline is currently too busy being a Communist Warlord*

Ah, the secret technology of the KGB. Nothing better

Want a matching pair?

Maybe not cute, but definitely cool.

Some of them are cute little things that could kill me in one bite. Absolutely adorable.

 

[Azure_Fog]

YEAH! Get her Your Stabbyness
*jumps into cheerleader outfit*
*starts cheering*

But… you’re the one in the hole now?
*tosses Scarlet Apple*
Take this~
*clothes become cheerleader outfit*
*starts blushing*
Go Danny~!!
*starts cheering*
*is blushing more*

*cuddles more*
Have some rest Your Stabbyness Danny will watch over you

Yay… zzzz… nya…

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*swaps places with Danny*
Nyahaha~

Now, it is time for me to become the tallest usi-
[ERROR: Villainess.exe has timed out]
[Reason: Abuse of privileges granted to her by Headmaster Tony]

 

[SsemouyOnan]

For the title of The Smollest One.

Obviously that isn't a contest, that title belongs to Envy

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

But… you’re the one in the hole now?
*tosses Scarlet Apple*
Take this~
*clothes become cheerleader outfit*
*starts blushing*
Go Danny~!!
*starts cheering*
*is blushing more*

*gets distracted by cheering Her Stabbyness*
*forgets she was supposed to fight someone*
*is staring intensely*
*is staring even more*

Yay… zzzz… nya…

*starts brushing hair with fingers*
*strokes hair and back*
*cuddles some more*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Now, it is time for me to become the tallest usi-
[ERROR: Villainess.exe has timed out]
[Reason: Abuse of privileges granted to her by Headmaster Tony]

Obviously that isn't a contest, that title belongs to Envy

Agreed I guess there was no point in fighting in the first place