SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

Want a matching pair?

Do you have tentacles instead? They allow for more shall we say...creative solutions and uses...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Do you have tentacles instead? They allow for more shall we say...creative solutions and uses...

Lord Matcha... What do you intend do with those tentacles?

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Also what happened during the shotgun wedding? Someone must've been an impressive sharpshooter because I died without even knowing it

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Do you have tentacles instead? They allow for more shall we say...creative solutions and uses...

*gives you six long, thick tentacles that grow out of your spine*
Here ya go.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Obviously that isn't a contest, that title belongs to Envy

True

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Lord Matcha... What do you intend do with those tentacles?

N-nothing... ahem, I ,Lord Matcha I will use them to call you to me when I need your presence Seymour!
and to hug you tightly

Also what happened during the shotgun wedding? Someone must've been an impressive sharpshooter because I died without even knowing it

The loss of memory between personalities could definitely work in my favor during this marriage. If I quarreled with one personality, just switch to the other and vice versa...
I have to study how to change it to my liking

*gives you six long, thick tentacles that grow out of your spine*
Here ya go.

Niceeee... thank you, mama.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*grabs her with his tentacles*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

N-nothing... ahem, I ,Lord Matcha I will use them to call you to me when I need your presence Seymour!
and to hug you tightly

Okay

*gives you six long, thick tentacles that grow out of your spine*
Here ya go.

W-wait those are rather large, I'm not sure if I can handle them

The loss of memory between personalities could definitely work in my favor during this marriage. If I quarreled with one personality, just switch to the other and vice versa...
I have to study how to change it to my liking

(inb4 he finds out that only minion Ssemouy gets hit by the memory loss.)

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

W-wait those are rather large, I'm not sure if I can handle them

Come on, it's just hugging, it's not like you're gonna try eating them in one go.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*grabs her with his tentacles*

Eh?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Come on, it's just hugging, it's not like you're gonna try eating them in one go.

That's exactly my concern! I don't want my spine to be crushed by massive tentacles Also, I can eat them?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

That's exactly my concern! I don't want my spine to be crushed by massive tentacles Also, I can eat them?

Just cook them first. Oh, and ask Matcha, because he can feel what his tentacles feel.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

*grabs her with his tentacles*

Oi! Lemme go!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

?

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Also, I can eat them?

How can I answer this question, without sounding like @LuoirM ?

That's exactly my concern! I don't want my spine to be crushed by massive tentacles

I could never, these tentacles are not to hurt but to give pleasure

Oi! Lemme go!

I don't want to