SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

✨️˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝✨️
✨️(⁠⁠⁠❀≧∇≦)✨️ And floofy critters!!!~

*pat pat*
I wonder, do you consider spiders as floofy?

 

[quagma]

You're referring to me and Azure, you're going to have a difficult time then

Good evening!

Oh, believe us when we say that you two are but two points of data in our lengthy (s)hit list.

Besides, it will be easy. Your illusion of invincibility is your weakness.

We will merely be acting in our role of Student Councilmember Quagma, Chaos Containment Controller, as well as our regular course of duty as a cosmic being, the full extent of their abilities having yet to be revealed. Your sins are many, and your days are numbered.

But first, a canonization event to take care of.

 

[MidnightFox]

*pat pat*
I wonder, do you consider spiders as floofy?

Spoiler: Should have posted this a while ago

 

[quagma]

*pat pat*
I wonder, do you consider spiders as floofy?

We know we do! Fluffy little adorable spooder butts! Fuzzy little tarantulas, with eight main limbs, eight eyes, and impressive bilateral hydraulically powered symmetry!

Of course, they cannot hold a candle to us cephalopods when it comes to flexibility, camouflage, and intelligence.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

You're welcome to join us

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠❀≧∇≦) Sure!~

*pat pat*
I wonder, do you consider spiders as floofy?

And yes~

 

[MidnightFox]

Oh, believe us when we say that you two are but two points of data in our lengthy (s)hit list.

Besides, it will be easy. Your illusion of invincibility is your weakness.

We will merely be acting in our role of Student Councilmember Quagma, Chaos Containment Controller, as well as our regular course of duty as a cosmic being, the full extent of their abilities having yet to be revealed. Your sins are many, and your days are numbered.

But first, a canonization event to take care of.

Hats off to you from your trickster classmate

 

[quagma]

Hats off to you from your trickster classmate

Ahahaha! Thanks for the free hat, sucker!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠❀≧∇≦) Sure!~

And yes~

Awww~ It’s so cute!

 

[MidnightFox]

Ahahaha! Thanks for the free hat, sucker!

You're going to need it

sucker!

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

@MidnightFox1
✨️ ˝/\___/\˝✨️
✨️ (❀◠⁠ᆺ◠⁠)✨️ gift~
˝/\˝/⊃⊂\✨️

 

[MidnightFox]

@MidnightFox1
✨️ ˝/\___/\˝✨️
✨️ (❀◠⁠ᆺ◠⁠)✨️ gift~
˝/\˝/⊃⊂\✨️
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This works so well

 

[quagma]

You're going to need it

Oh no. Something's telling us that we shouldn't have accepted a gift from a trickster being.

AAAAAAAAAAHHH IT'S STUCK TO OUR SUCKERS GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFFF

 

[MidnightFox]

Oh no. Something's telling us that we shouldn't have accepted a gift from a trickster being.

AAAAAAAAAAHHH IT'S STUCK TO OUR SUCKERS GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFFF

I'm a trickster of class so I'm just going to blow up your ass (out of existence)

 

[FlutterOfCrows]

Hello, whats been goin on since I popped up?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hello, whats been goin on since I popped up?

We have a new classmate
Azure's wall of text
Matcha and quagma - the unexpected rendezvous (feat. Ssemouy)
Boi, Void and Midnight went to Australia
And that's mostly that?
There was also Matcha and Ssemouy/Seymour shotgun wedding too
Oh, right. Quack is worshipping me now

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Hello, whats been goin on since I popped up?

I don't even know Comrade... Azure got herself an alter-ego and Matcha got an Eldritch boost to his charm from Quagma.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

We have a new classmate
Azure's wall of text
Matcha and quagma - the unexpected rendezvous (feat. Ssemouy)
Boi, Void and Midnight went to Australia

You forgot that we kidnapped Enigma for the ride.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

You forgot that we kidnapped Enigma for the ride.

My memory of that event was hazy because of the spiders

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

My memory of that event was hazy because of the spiders

 

[MidnightFox]

We have a new classmate
Azure's wall of text
Matcha and quagma - the unexpected rendezvous (feat. Ssemouy)
Boi, Void and Midnight went to Australia
And that's mostly that?
There was also Matcha and Ssemouy/Seymour shotgun wedding too
Oh, right. Quack is worshipping me now

You forgot to mention your partnership with Rhaps drug cartel