Since everyone else is doing it: Who would win? Toddler or Giant bat creature?

[K5Rakitan]

If it's my toddler, he wins. If it's someone else's toddler, not so sure.

 

[BenJepheneT]

If you throw a toddler really hard at something, 9/10 the toddler survives. The 1/10 incurs complete obliteration surrounding a ten mile radius.

I'm speaking from experience, ofc.

 

[TotallyHuman]

Whoever survives the nuclear holocaust

 

[Reinaislost]

The toddler would win automatically because the bat would be too busy sucking their parents' dry.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

The toddler would win automatically because the bat would be busy sucking their parents' dry.
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I think you meant the toddler would be sucking their parents dry. The bat would just collect alimony from Dracula.

 

[billydbd]

giant toddler

 

[sanitylimited]

I think you meant the toddler would be sucking their parents dry. The bat would just collect alimony from Dracula.

so essentialy it comes down to breast milk vs neck juice.

a hicky on the breast vs a hicky on the neck.

a baby cowardly hides their mark while a giant bat man proudly shows his in an easily visable spot.

bats prefer virgins while babies prefer mothers.

this fight is extremly complex and i look forward to the conclusion

 

[Anon2024]

-_-

Ya'll are looking at this wrong.
First there are many species of bats.
The majority of bats, even if they are 'giant' would still be smaller than a toddler, depending on the species.
Toddler is curious.
Toddler kills the smaller but 'giant' bat most of the time since specific species was not specified.

Toddler wins at least 80% of the time.

We also talk about weight, and the greater mastiff bat is still only like 2-2.5 oz, so the toddler still has a huge mass advantage if it were giant and say 5 oz instead.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

-_-

Ya'll are looking at this wrong.
First there are many species of bats.
The majority of bats, even if they are 'giant' would still be smaller than a toddler, depending on the species.
Toddler is curious.
Toddler kills the smaller but 'giant' bat most of the time since specific species was not specified.

Toddler wins at least 80% of the time.

We also talk about weight, and the greater mastiff bat is still only like 2-2.5 oz, so the toddler still has a huge mass advantage if it were giant and say 5 oz instead.

It's a giant bat creature, so more than just a bat.

 

[Anon2024]

It's a giant bat creature, so more than just a bat.

No.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

No.

Elaborate.

 

[Anon2024]

Elaborate.

No.

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

No.

Then continue being wrong.

 

[Anon2024]

Then continue being wrong.

No.