The Last to Comment Wins

[gogo7966]

 

[Jailbreak571]

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What a normal day.

 

[Jailbreak571]

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I thought that I lost my account for a moment there, wtf?

 

[Carefully]

Is there any prize for winning?

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

There's no need of it, since nobody will ever win (unless some kind of condition is specified). Else, you'd just either declare every new comment as the round's winner, which makes prizes impossible, or nobody wins because there's no conclusion.

It would be like the 'award for the youngest person ever'. Everyone was the youngest person in the world in a given moment.

 

[gogo7966]

those are the words of a loser

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

Maybe. You can prove me wrong when you win the prize... If you do.

 

[gogo7966]

i am eternal and will out live all of you

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

i am eternal and will out live all of you

gasp

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

Sorry pal, I can keep indefinitely rejuvenating myself with Coconut Magic.

 

[Carefully]

i am eternal and will out live all of you

The good die young.

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

Who said I'm good?

 

[Notadate]

If God loves me, why can't I legally shit in my hand and throw it at the clerk in charge of my license plate at the registry? Why does she gets to play Solitaire on her job while I wait for her to correct literally ONE (1) alphabet on my license plate?

He never said you can’t. But the damn laws do

 

[BenJepheneT]

i am eternal and will out live all of you

You may be eternal but you ain't living

 

[gogo7966]

 

[BenJepheneT]

He's literally me

 

[Generik0]

 

[Thekherham]

Ok I'm here... again.

 

[Kidd_Wadsworth]

Nope. That would be me.

 

[AuntieMaysLittleCousin]

On the tip of the needle in the trunk of the punk, can you put on a beetle while you stand and you're drunk?