The Last to Comment Wins

[Alfir]

BOOOOYAKASHA!!

 

[Jailbreak571]

...
I win. DIE JOJO!!!

 

[BenJepheneT]

LITERALLY CANNOT BE ANY LESS MY TYPE

 

[gogo7966]

 

[BenJepheneT]

Giselle: it's either me or-

Tom Brady:

 

[Gryphon]

carrot

 

[georgelee5786]

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries The Emperor has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Mankind by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

 

[gogo7966]

 

[BenJepheneT]

 

[gogo7966]

 

[georgelee5786]

We have come to purify
We have come to sanctify!
And beneath the distant stars The Emperor's light shall cover us
We are doom! We are faith! We march for the human race!
For He is master of mankind
He is wisdom! He is light!
We are prophets of His will. And by force we will fulfill!

 

[Erios909]

This game started out so innocently all those years ago.

 

[tiaf]

I’m actually scared of visiting this thread.

 

[gogo7966]

 

[georgelee5786]

This game started out so innocently all those years ago.

Then came the memes, and me occasionally posting song lyrics

 

[Jailbreak571]

It's going to be years before this thread is dead I warn you.

...
I know.

 

[georgelee5786]

This thread will be viewed by historians to see what meme culture was like in 2022

 

[BenJepheneT]

 

[LAJistics]

(o__o)

 

[BenJepheneT]