Why calculators are better than phones thread (1/10)

[Deleted member 70892]

The first and most important reason is that can you do math on a Calculator can you do math a phone? no you can't because phones are gay
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that doesn't count

the second reason why is that graphing calculators are so fun to play with its like one big game, can you play games on your phone, NO YOU CAN'T THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE IS A LIE A BEAUTIFUL WELL-THOUGHT OUT LIE, just like the government

The third reason is because phone emit dangerous carbon monoxide and Carbon dioxide the same thing responsible for killing fish and birds and rotting treesView attachment 13719
these trees are rotten because of your phone

and yeah thats why Calculators are better than trees and women

Whoa.

and yeah thats why Calculators are better than trees and women

Understandable, have a great day.

 

[CadmarLegend]

The first and most important reason is that can you do math on a Calculator can you do math a phone? no you can't because phones are gay
View attachment 13718
that doesn't count

the second reason why is that graphing calculators are so fun to play with its like one big game, can you play games on your phone, NO YOU CAN'T THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE IS A LIE A BEAUTIFUL WELL-THOUGHT OUT LIE, just like the government

The third reason is because phone emit dangerous carbon monoxide and Carbon dioxide the same thing responsible for killing fish and birds and rotting treesView attachment 13719
these trees are rotten because of your phone

and yeah thats why Calculators are better than trees and women

you do realize that phones, computers... they're all just massive calculators? Zeroes and Ones.

 

[Plantorsomething]

The first and most important reason is that can you do math on a Calculator can you do math a phone? no you can't because phones are gay
View attachment 13718
that doesn't count

the second reason why is that graphing calculators are so fun to play with its like one big game, can you play games on your phone, NO YOU CAN'T THE GOOGLE PLAY STORE IS A LIE A BEAUTIFUL WELL-THOUGHT OUT LIE, just like the government

The third reason is because phone emit dangerous carbon monoxide and Carbon dioxide the same thing responsible for killing fish and birds and rotting treesView attachment 13719
these trees are rotten because of your phone

and yeah thats why Calculators are better than trees and women

Desmos

 

[K5Rakitan]

so do some calculators

I have yet to see one.

 

[TotallyHuman]

Also phones serve the bigger purpose of communication, i bet that you won’t be able to call distant friends and relatives with a calculator

Having personal human connections is gay

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Hmn...yes. I can provide every meme to such a shitpost.

 

[TotallyHuman]

can you do math a phone? no you can't because phones are gay

If I had a nickel for every gay great mathematician from Britain that I know of, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

Hmn...yes. I can provide every meme to such a shitpost.

 

[iamchangingthissoon]

Having personal human connections is gay

I'd rather be happy than be alone

 

[Daitengu]

For real tho. I like having real buttons over screen fake buttons. I got big hands and often click multiple or wrong buttons on my phone. So at least calculators have that goin for them.

 

[RavenRunes]

Phones are gay!? Whut!

 

[Nane]

I agree. You can even use calculators as an instrument.

 

[DionneR]

And meta has no control over the calculator.

 

[Schultz_von]

OP how high are you when you make this post

 

[Ymadthepirate]

OP how high are you when you make this post

I am always high

 

[DarkeReises]

I have yet to see one.

ti-84 plus ce

 

[K5Rakitan]

ti-84 plus ce

Ah! The TI-84 plus was powered by three AAA batteries when I was in high school. Also, it cost over $100. How much do they cost these days?

 

[DarkeReises]

Ah! The TI-84 plus was powered by three AAA batteries when I was in high school. Also, it cost over $100. How much do they cost these days?

Still cost over $100. And the TI-84 plus does still use AAA batteries, but they have a thinner full color version that's rechargeable. My school lends out TI-84 to everyone, and if you take calculus I think they give you the full color edition.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Still cost over $100. And the TI-84 plus does still use AAA batteries, but they have a thinner full color version that's rechargeable. My school lends out TI-84 to everyone, and if you take calculus I think they give you the full color edition.

Color!?!?! What next, cameras?

 

[DarkeReises]

Color!?!?! What next, cameras?

Yes, cameras so you can take pictures of math problems and it just does it for you.

 

[K5Rakitan]

Yes, cameras so you can take pictures of math problems and it just does it for you.

What if all my problems are in my head? Can I get one that will read my mind?