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Puppet Inc is here to litigate on behalf of Dairy Queen for your strong adherence to their initials (see items: Dr. Quack, Detective Quack, and Don Quacko). Be prepared to have frosties thrown at you in court.
I ate 5 full sized candy bars, a cheese burger, a doughnut, a handful of pepper jack cheese curds, a handful of potato wedges, a couple handfuls of special K cereal, and a couple handfuls of pretzels yesterday. I have yet to eat today. You?
Did you read the menacing chapter?
Fuckin Abbot.
-Written by a monk on a 1528 manuscript of De Officiis
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