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Woke up and had to carry around furniture the second my ass left the bed. Now I respect professional moves a bit more.
It is done. The day has come. The Trifecta has been completed.
  • Rip shorts when performing a deep squat with heavy weight. ✅
  • Achieve thigh squish when wearing spandex. ✅
  • Make someone say "GYATT" when I walk passed them. ✅
These Cheeks are now certified.
Wonders if there is a character type for every letter in the Greek alphabet. We know about Alpha, beta, Sigma and Omega

What about Theta, Epsilon, Delta?
melchi
melchi
Would a gamma male be radioactive?
Hopper
Hopper
Chernobyl would like to reconciliate.
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