I am dumb. I spent 10 minutes trying to find a solution to a puzzle that I have solved in the past. The solution was the first variation, and the main variation I was looking at. The entire time White couldn’t atari Black without self atari’ing…
dusted, swept, mopped, vacuumed, organized the laundry room, and wrote more recipes (about 12 maybe? I didn't count); boy howdy today was busy choreswise