Mommy? Daddy?

[georgelee5786]

Hanz

 

[K5Rakitan]

I vote momma Rakitan and Hans! I don't know how I became mom material? Hehe

Does this mean we're married now?

What is weird though, is that, even though I drink alcohol sometimes, I don't get drunk.

My brother though...one shot glass, and he's down.

Did you just say BROTHER!?!?

@K5Rakitan is the mom of the forums

You're leading the poll. Looks like I get a new set of brother husbands today!

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Does this mean we're married now?

Did you just say BROTHER!?!?


You're leading the poll. Looks like I get a new set of brother husbands today!

No no no! I only marry dreary creatures like myself!

 

[Aaqil]

No no no! I only marry dreary creatures like myself!

 

[Deleted member 54065]

Did you just say BROTHER!?!?

Yep, I do. He's got more future than me.

Also, why is everyone thinking of me as an 'uncle'? Do I look like that uncle who got isekaid in a land of beautiful people and eventually returned?

If anything, I'm a wandering bad spirit trapped inside a teddy bruh.

 

[melchi]

Do vampires even have moms / dads? I thought they only had their 'sire'.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Do vampires even have moms / dads? I thought they only had their 'sire'.

Did you actually read that poem?

 

[melchi]

Did you actually read that poem?

Nope

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Nope

Good!

 

[HelloHound]

How am I not an option there...
Literally half the females here are my daughters..

I'll call you mom if your cooking is better than mine

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I'll call you mom if your cooking is better than mine

As long as you make it medium rare!

As long as you make it medium rare!

Don't sad react me dragon. You should also enjoy blood! *Tasty*

 

[Agentt]

I'll call you mom if your cooking is better than mine

I can make a mean sandwich

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I can make a mean sandwich

No curry?

 

[Agentt]

No curry?

No....
I'm a zoomer

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

No....
I'm a zoomer

Zoom over into the kitchen and make my curry!

 

[Agentt]

Zoom over into the kitchen and make my curry!

Pay me in feet pics.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Pay me in feet pics.

No. You are paying me to make me curry. You should feel lucky to have the honor to make curry for one such as myself~

 

[Agentt]

No. You are paying me to make me curry. You should feel lucky to have the honor to make curry for one such as myself~

I believe in passing this golden opportunity to someone less fortunate then

 

[melchi]

For some reason this thread reminds me of a certain song

 

[CupcakeNinja]

@AliceShiki is the strict mother, while the most dad is obviously @CupcakeNinja

im basically raising my brother's daughter so ya aint wrong there, buddy