SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

saved

I regret my actions.

 

[LuoirM]

The more important question is how the hell a 4 year old can get on a PC, unsupervised, and somehow access an online forum, of all things.

Real story by the way, let's get out of character.

My father was a miracle worker, he went from waking up 4 in the morning just to drive 20 kilometres back and forth to get some fresh vegetables to sell at home. He also saw, before I was even born, the wonders and future of technology, so he opened one of the first internet cafes in Vietnam and we got a stable life with a fine house now on that, he didn't have Youtube or shits to learn and he definitely don't have any mentor when you're the pioneer, so he just invest in a lot of computer stuff and yolo it. I got access to the internet VERYYYYYYYYYYYY early on, 4 years old might seems like it, I definitely got internet somewhere before I was in grade 1 (6 years old). He's also the one that pursue my brother into IT and the dude is now making more money than average even though he has 0 people skills.

If he were born in a more peaceful/well-fed era, he would have been in the ministry or sum'

 

[LuoirM]

Now in character:

The more important question is how the hell a 4 year old can get on a PC, unsupervised, and somehow access an online forum, of all things.

Skill issue.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Real story by the way, let's get out of character.

My father was a miracle worker, he went from waking up 4 in the morning just to drive 20 kilometres back and forth to get some fresh vegetables to sell at home. He also saw, before I was even born, the wonders and future of technology, so he opened one of the first internet cafes in Vietnam and we got a stable life with a fine house now on that, he didn't have Youtube or shits to learn and he definitely don't have any mentor when you're the pioneer, so he just invest in a lot of computer stuff and yolo it. I got access to the internet VERYYYYYYYYYYYY early on, 4 years old might seems like it, I definitely got internet somewhere before I was in grade 1 (6 years old). He's also the one that pursue my brother into IT and the dude is now making more money than average even though he has 0 people skills.

If he were born in a more peaceful/well-fed era, he would have been in the ministry or sum'

I mean I was given internet access at a pretty young age too, but my first thought was to download a boatload of malware trying to pirate things, not 'hey let's look at porn on the internet'.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Real story by the way, let's get out of character.

My father was a miracle worker, he went from waking up 4 in the morning just to drive 20 kilometres back and forth to get some fresh vegetables to sell at home. He also saw, before I was even born, the wonders and future of technology, so he opened one of the first internet cafes in Vietnam and we got a stable life with a fine house now on that, he didn't have Youtube or shits to learn and he definitely don't have any mentor when you're the pioneer, so he just invest in a lot of computer stuff and yolo it. I got access to the internet VERYYYYYYYYYYYY early on, 4 years old might seems like it, I definitely got internet somewhere before I was in grade 1 (6 years old). He's also the one that pursue my brother into IT and the dude is now making more money than average even though he has 0 people skills.

If he were born in a more peaceful/well-fed era, he would have been in the ministry or sum'

Your dad is a Legend.

 

[LuoirM]

I mean I was given internet access at a pretty young age too, but my first thought was to download a boatload of malware trying to pirate things, not 'hey let's look at porn on the internet'.

I was gifted.

Your dad is a Legend.

Yeah, damn.

 

[Voidiris]

I mean I was given internet access at a pretty young age too, but my first thought was to download a boatload of malware trying to pirate things, not 'hey let's look at porn on the internet'.

I think that was foreshadowing for his character development.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I mean I was given internet access at a pretty young age too, but my first thought was to download a boatload of malware trying to pirate things, not 'hey let's look at porn on the internet'.

There were times when you got to look at some of it while pirating shit. I still remember the good old days of downloading 700mb movie for a week and hoping it's not another porn under the same name

 

[LuoirM]

I don't look at porn.

I started it.

 

[LuoirM]

Karla and Latifa were my chicks.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I was gifted.

You're definitely a special child, all right.

There were times when you got to look at some of it while pirating shit. I still remember the good old days of downloading 700mb movie for a week and hoping it's not another porn under the same name

I bricked 1 computer and 2 tablets with malware that way. I wasn't given access to a PC or anything better than a cheap phone until 16. Kinda thankful for it, I might have turned out like Luoir otherwise

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Now in character:

Skill issue.

In character I'm going to leave my villainess form to deal with you. Takes a massive pervert to deal with one

 

[LuoirM]

In character I'm going to leave my villainess form to deal with you. Takes a massive pervert to deal with one

Oh my I'm going to get bullied by a villainess, I hope I don't get slap around or something oh no I'm so defenseless *lay still*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Oh my I'm going to get bullied by a villainess, I hope I don't get slap around or something oh no I'm so defenseless *lay still*

Good news. She will probably marry you.

Bad news. She will draw you in with a wholesome, active relationship that lasts for several years. Plan out a bright and happy future with you. Get pregnant with (several) children. Then she spoils them with such enthusiasm that it leaves you both financially crippled. But that's okay, right? You're both happy. But then the marriage grows bitter and starts slowly breaking apart as you both grow distant and more interested in other partners. She's abusive, beats you up everyday, and cries and tells you she's sorry afterwards. Only to do it again. You, obviously, like it. This causes the children to grow afraid of you two and become bullied at school. You two, being terrible parents, completely ignore this as your children fall deeper and deeper into depression. She falls into depression too, she starts keeping the electronics on all day, leaves the windows open and constantly forgets to turn off the running water. You fall into debt. Then, only when you're completely stripped of all your material possessions, going off the deep end in both physical and mental health, does she enact her plan.

She disappears completely, for good. As if she never existed to begin with. You're left broken with a bunch of traumatized children. The baggage will stay with you for the rest of your life. You're left listless with no idea how to move forward, if such a future is even possible for you anymore.

Dw though it's just a little bit of trolling

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Good news. She will probably marry you.

Bad news. She will draw you in with a wholesome, active relationship that lasts for several years. Plan out a bright and happy future with you. Get pregnant with (several) children. Then she spoils them with such enthusiasm that it leaves you both financially crippled. But that's okay, right? You're both happy. But then the marriage grows bitter and starts slowly breaking apart as you both grow distant and more interested in other partners. She's abusive, beats you up everyday, and cries and tells you she's sorry afterwards. Only to do it again. You, obviously, like it. This causes the children to grow afraid of you two and become bullied at school. You two, being terrible parents, completely ignore this as your children fall deeper and deeper into depression. She falls into depression too, she starts keeping the electronics on all day, leaves the windows open and constantly forgets to turn off the running water. You fall into debt. Then, only when you're completely stripped of all your material possessions, going off the deep end in both physical and mental health, does she enact her plan.

She disappears completely, for good. As if she never existed to begin with. You're left broken with a bunch of traumatized children. The baggage will stay with you for the rest of your life. You're left listless with no idea how to move forward, if such a future is even possible for you anymore.

Dw though it's just a little bit of trolling

I am so sorry, but I have to do this before he can.

Would

 

[LuoirM]

Good news. She will probably marry you.

Bad news. She will draw you in with a wholesome, active relationship that lasts for several years. Plan out a bright and happy future with you. Get pregnant with (several) children. Then she spoils them with such enthusiasm that it leaves you both financially crippled. But that's okay, right? You're both happy. But then the marriage grows bitter and starts slowly breaking apart as you both grow distant and more interested in other partners. She's abusive, beats you up everyday, and cries and tells you she's sorry afterwards. Only to do it again. You, obviously, like it. This causes the children to grow afraid of you two and become bullied at school. You two, being terrible parents, completely ignore this as your children fall deeper and deeper into depression. She falls into depression too, she starts keeping the electronics on all day, leaves the windows open and constantly forgets to turn off the running water. You fall into debt. Then, only when you're completely stripped of all your material possessions, going off the deep end in both physical and mental health, does she enact her plan.

She disappears completely, for good. As if she never existed to begin with. You're left broken with a bunch of traumatized children. The baggage will stay with you for the rest of your life. You're left listless with no idea how to move forward, if such a future is even possible for you anymore.

Dw though it's just a little bit of trolling

Good news, your plan works, I'm now depressed.

Bad news, I was always a romantizer, I would reminist of how she spoils of enthusiam and only think of happy memories in poverty because my ideal of life (starving to death staring up the skies next to papers). I never blamed her for anything and took responsibilities because frankly I know she's unstable, the children gets bullied at school gonna grow up tougher or they're lil' bitches and ain't my sons and daughters. The moment they turn 18 they could decide for themselves, if they want to go to college, I will dig up garbages for them, if they wanna leave me and start a better future, I will give them a few bucks for a headstart in life, if they want to be an OnlyFans model, I would murder them.

And now, without you in the equation, I have no more abusive wife and terrible mother figure, I'd be sad, because I'd miss you like hell, I'd cry. But I don't know that it's healthy for me, I'd start getting on my feet again and get murder in my sleep by my son trying to avenge his mother going away.

Blissful ending...

Fuck I'm horny imagning it

Let's get married asap

 

[EternalEscape]

Greetings, my chapter is now online, I hope you would enjoy my effort to the community project.

Sincerely
The Eternal Escape For One's Soul

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Good news, your plan works, I'm now depressed.

Bad news, I was always a romantizer, I would reminist of how she spoils of enthusiam and only think of happy memories in poverty because my ideal of life (starving to death staring up the skies next to papers). I never blamed her for anything and took responsibilities because frankly I know she's unstable, the children gets bullied at school gonna grow up tougher or they're lil' bitches and ain't my sons and daughters. The moment they turn 18 they could decide for themselves, if they want to go to college, I will dig up garbages for them, if they wanna leave me and start a better future, I will give them a few bucks for a headstart in life, if they want to be an OnlyFans model, I would murder them.

And now, without you in the equation, I have no more abusive wife and terrible mother figure, I'd be sad, because I'd miss you like hell, I'd cry. But I don't know that it's healthy for me, I'd start getting on my feet again and get murder in my sleep by my son trying to avenge his mother going away.

Blissful ending...

Fuck I'm horny imagning it

Let's get married asap

I expected you to say "I'd love a woman who would actually just ruin my life". Jokes aside you actually getting a "good ending" would be thematically appropriate with the "This is a comedy, not a tragedy" clause in the powers.

Too bad though, it's all just a fantasy. I'm not even sure if that's what she would do! Besides, I'll never let my alter ego take over! You shall forever remain maidenless despite knowing of the future that could've been.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*back off quietly*

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

Metal detectors at the building entrance

Ooh, I hope not. Otherwise they are going off everyday all the time.