SHF High-school Fanfic

[TheMonotonePuppet]

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@Kalliel of the past, I know how you feel, only I still have 282 sections to go.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

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Activates title! Attained attribute *I’m watching you* +5 insight -10 charisma

So accurate!!! LOL!

 

[LuoirM]

I expected you to say "I'd love a woman who would actually just ruin my life". Jokes aside you actually getting a "good ending" would be thematically appropriate with the "This is a comedy, not a tragedy" clause in the powers.

Too bad though, it's all just a fantasy. I'm not even sure if that's what she would do! Besides, I'll never let my alter ego take over! You shall forever remain maidenless despite knowing of the future that could've been.

You giving me hope and telling me it's false hope?

HELL YEAH

 

[Voidiris]

Fuck I'm horny imagning it

Let's get married asap

You giving me hope and telling me it's false hope?

HELL YEAH

Relatable.

 

[LuoirM]

Holy fuck guys

It happened

I licked someone toes in a chapter I didn't wrote

I wanna say a huge thanks to my mom, my dad, my brother, my grandpa from my mother side, my grandpa from my father side, my grandmas from both sides and my aunts from my father side then the brothers in my hometown. Thank you everyone for everything, especially thank you @EternalEscape for the chapter

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Too bad though, it's all just a fantasy. I'm not even sure if that's what she would do! Besides, I'll never let my alter ego take over! You shall forever remain maidenless despite knowing of the future that could've been.

There's no need for your alter ego. In fact, I think she's your good side.
You're diabolical.

 

[Theirl]

@Kalliel of the past, I know how you feel, only I still have 282 sections to go.

no way hahahahahha

 

[Voidiris]

no way hahahahahha

We will get notification bombed soon.

 

[Kalliel]

@Kalliel of the past, I know how you feel, only I still have 282 sections to go.

I gave up.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You giving me hope and telling me it's false hope?

HELL YEAH

Relatable.

Of course you two find that a good thing

*back off quietly*

Noooo goddess daikon don't run away, I haven't turned just yet!

There's no need for your alter ego. In fact, I think she's your good side.
You're diabolical.

Of course Lord Matcha, that one is only a good-for-nothing theater kid who wants to play evil! Only I, with my proper senses, know my place is to make others shine

 

[Chiyuki_Hoshino]

Hello~
How are you guys?

 

[LuoirM]

Hello~
How are you guys?

Over the moon cus I licked sum feet today~

 

[MidnightFox]

Over the moon cus I licked sum feet today~

*Proceeds to stab you in the back, twisting the Scythe in the process as she carves out your heart and gifts it to @Azure_Fog*

 

[Voidiris]

Hello~
How are you guys?

Moin.
Today I feel irritated and philosophical.

 

[LuoirM]

*Proceeds to stab you in the back, twisting the Scythe in the process as she carves out your heart and gifts it to @Azure_Fog*

I'm made a gift to a woman?
Hell yeahhhh

 

[Nahrenne]

???
You rubbing some wood?
Why?

I made my simple sister knit a Daikon for me. I think next week I will have a non-official goddess of vegetables merch!

Wahhh.

Now I need to figure out how to make merch for myself. I don't think she can make a ball of hands.

Just get her to make a bunch of gloves, stuff them with fluffy filling, then sew them together.
'-'
It's simple

Radishes and Carrots are fine vegetables, but not *that* fine

You don't like coleslaw?
That's got carrot in it.
'-'

I see, a fellow of masochistic culture.

I mean, he does follow/worship @DannyTheDaikon who is an open masochist...
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He's not wearing a pancake thong, but I think that's a covering made out of rice paper.

Spoiler: Yeah, that's him

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Don't mind the watermark, I'm broke.

So delicious!
He looks like he'd be a divine character in a game or story.

this thread always makes me wish I came back to the forums sooner...

*huggles*

First, its ENDEED!

Second, what in the seven hells were you doing on 4chan as a 4 year old?!

They both are 4 and perverted.
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I regret my actions.

You gave him a loli pic, what did you expect to happen?

I don't look at porn.

I started it.

'-'
Considering that pornographic content has been around for thousands of years...I'm calling your bluff.
'-'

Good news. She will probably marry you.

Bad news. She will draw you in with a wholesome, active relationship that lasts for several years. Plan out a bright and happy future with you. Get pregnant with (several) children. Then she spoils them with such enthusiasm that it leaves you both financially crippled. But that's okay, right? You're both happy. But then the marriage grows bitter and starts slowly breaking apart as you both grow distant and more interested in other partners. She's abusive, beats you up everyday, and cries and tells you she's sorry afterwards. Only to do it again. You, obviously, like it. This causes the children to grow afraid of you two and become bullied at school. You two, being terrible parents, completely ignore this as your children fall deeper and deeper into depression. She falls into depression too, she starts keeping the electronics on all day, leaves the windows open and constantly forgets to turn off the running water. You fall into debt. Then, only when you're completely stripped of all your material possessions, going off the deep end in both physical and mental health, does she enact her plan.

She disappears completely, for good. As if she never existed to begin with. You're left broken with a bunch of traumatized children. The baggage will stay with you for the rest of your life. You're left listless with no idea how to move forward, if such a future is even possible for you anymore.

Dw though it's just a little bit of trolling

Just to clarify...this isn't from personal experience...right?
From the children's perspective...right?

X

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Noooo goddess daikon don't run away, I haven't turned just yet!

It's okay, my Rootling. This was a beautiful story. I cried a bit...

???
You rubbing some wood?
Why?

I'm removing the impurities

I mean, he does follow/worship @DannyTheDaikon who is an open masochist...
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Oi! I sometimes try to hide it! Besides it's not my fault... After being stabbed and eaten 8000 times, you start enjoying it for your own good

 

[Nahrenne]

I'm removing the impurities

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From what?
Yourself?

Oi! I sometimes try to hide it! Besides it's not my fault... After being stabbed and eaten 8000 times, you start enjoying it for your own good

Spoken like a true victim of Stockholm Syndrome.
'-'

X

 

[Voidiris]

I mean, he does follow/worship @DannyTheDaikon who is an open masochist...
'-'

She's a fellow masochist?!

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

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From what?
Yourself?

I'm... I'm not that impure... I think...

Spoken like a true victim of Stockholm Syndrome.
'-'

X

Yes At this point it should be renamed to the Daikon Syndrome