Because of my experience at Five Guy's yesterday, I'd really like to see a novel where one of the guys working at a Five Guy's gets turned into a woman by mystical or otherworldly means, and eventually hits it off with one (only one, no reverse harem) of the other employees in the chain.
I just had Panda Express for dinner, (damn you fake chinese food) and it at least tasted good. Had a "Four and One Genderbent Guy's"(Five Guy's but staffed with four big men, and one woman ) burger earlier and it was delicious. It was expensive though, order came out to 22 dollars just for me to get a burger fries and a drink. At least fake chinese food is cheap enough.
So, at the factory where i work as a contractor, there was this guy who I will refer to as Danward. Danward came in to work high as a kite on weed, and didn't do his work properly or at all on several occasions, and now I am not allowed to take a break the entire day, and have to work constantly without stopping the entire time i'm there until it's time to clock out because of Danward's stupidity and jackassery.
I have 8 cousins on my mothers side of the family, 5 male and 3 female, and 1 male cousin on my father's side of the family.
My cousin on my father's side has a child even though he's only in his second year of college college, and a highschooler wife (she got pregnant during her junior year of high school)
I have 8 siblings comprised of 1 older brother, 5 younger brothers, and 2 younger sisters. I also, despite being a male, have nipples darker than that of a pregnant woman, and 4 of them at that. (not joking, was actually born with 4)
Did you know that my body hurts real bad
I just got touched by a burly guy named brad
Sometimes I think that it isn't very rad
I am a nice guy so I'll do something with chad
Don't own any legos so I play with LDCad
Sometimes I think about brass instruments, which leads to thinking about tubas and trombones, and that leads me to think about tromboners, which leads me to think about boners, and then I think about what we do when we have a boner (and a wife), which gives me a boner. r r r