As a bit of context, I started listening to this music artist named HalaCG before she released her more... ~horny~ songs. But that is how I ended up listening to this song. I think this song matches your, @RepresentingEnvy and Tsuru's tastes...
I'm not saying that you can't have weird and useless decorations, I'm just saying that they mean more if you find them in places other than like. Michael's and hobby lobby; find your stuff in thrift stores and garage sales rather than the sanitized aisles of some megastore
I suppose one thing you could have done to drain the battery was to have it on max brightness, and have YT videos playing at full volume or something.
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Cheeeseeee
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