quagma rule #23: cordiality is overrated, especially when your side is the victim. appeasing the oppressors gets your face eaten by the leopards you partied with.
used to be that you could get hit by a falling piano and emerge from it with a smile made of piano keys playing an offtune melody. can't anymore, because of woke. /joke
why do crime dramas always portray the science so poorly? and they've got terrible evidence handling to boot. stop handling unlabeled/unphotographed evidence!
holy marconi, great father of radio. how do we keep forgetting how drowsy our allergy meds make us. each time we blink we are in danger of dropping off.