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  1. quagma

    This is our leopard gecko Sir Isaac Newton. He has one good eye, likes warm naps on the rocks...

    This is our leopard gecko Sir Isaac Newton. He has one good eye, likes warm naps on the rocks, and eating worms. He says hello, and please put me back in my enclosure, you're big and scary.
  2. quagma

    the universe hates us, but that's okay. we return its hate a thousand-fold.

    the universe hates us, but that's okay. we return its hate a thousand-fold.
  3. quagma

    Why do Readers(you) enjoy Genderbender?

    because i wish it would happen to me. no hard transition work, just get a magic spell that works near instantly or hundreds of times faster than modern day medicine, and you don't even need to do any surgeries or painful recoveries! or just get a new body, or however the bending works. by the...
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    spending some quality cuddling time with my pet lizards

    spending some quality cuddling time with my pet lizards
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    > Accept the apple *the apple thanks you for being so understanding and being such a good sport about all this.* *the being gives you a smooch, then, along with the apple, vanishes from whence they came*
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *it appears to be an ordinary apple. fairly round, large, a single leaf still on the stem. it appears as though there is some heft to it. it looks juicy and sweet, or it would if it weren't ALSO the bluest blue you've ever blued* [What will you do?] > Examine the {apple} > Accept the {apple} >...
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *in front of you a tentacle emerges from... (throws dart at chart) your locker. it is holding an apple. it extends it out towards you. do you take the apple from the strange and star-studded appendage before you?* *behind you, in front of you, and 3 dimensions sideways to you, we wait for your...
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    Pick a spaceship to go reincarnation

    The Heart Of Gold with it's improbability drive from Hitchhiker's Guide By Douglas Adams. Either that, or the gosh dang TARDIS. neither have high offensive capability, but incredibly high defensive capability. Top speed, probably time travel, improper usage can lead to unpredictable effects on...
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    writing process be wild. and haaard.
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    things we find ourselves struggling with when it comes to writing: extraneous details (we keep trying to be as concise and clear as possible so as to be as unconfusing of what we are trying to communicate as possible, and somehow this turns into lengthy sentences) characterization (inconsistent...
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    yeah.
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    we give up. everyone is better at writing than us. how???
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Why are we not surprised to find out that there's entire models to show degrees of multiversitality
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Quagma and the Puppet are like lovecraftian outer gods, to the best of our knowledge. They don't exactly come from anywhere, and are more like metaphors or living abstractions than physical entities. There are explicitly things outside the universe in their home verses, but in SSH lore, the hub...
  15. quagma

    you ever wish you didn't have bones? you ever wish you could discard your mortal flesh for that...

    you ever wish you didn't have bones? you ever wish you could discard your mortal flesh for that of the machine, or that of the divine? you ever get sick of the way the meat sits on your bones, as though it were a foreign entity to be removed? or maybe we've just been up too long. same thing, really.
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *in a dimension where there is no perma-death:* [Setting: School Cherry Blossom Festival] *Tentacles form from the air and rapidly assemble a small building from materials obtained from unknown locations. It looks like a stage with a curtain. The curtain is pulled open, revealing a simple...
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    nyeah, we're pawsitively fur-reaked out at how well you wield the cat curse. a nyanctopus is a horrifying sight, so maybe we should take these cat ears and tail off. nya. don't like how catty this makes us feel.
  18. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    huh. keeping track of all the different ones has never been easy. there's so many! but yeah, ol' yoggy seems closest to what we are.
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    1: if only you would have been so lucky. 2: how do you have greater than infinite and instant? We're an incomprehensible time traveling telekinetic and clairvoyant abstraction in the shape of an octopus who is omnipresent and is really just more of a personification of the rules underlying...
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    SHF High-school Fanfic

    agreed. kinda like the second and third ones, though.
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