Guess who got covid?
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999 react score!
"Hey boss, one of our rival companies is doing false advertising."
"What?"
"They say their noodles can be prepared in 2 minutes, when it actually takes 20 minutes."
"Oh my! We can win a lot of dollars if we sue them. You know what we are going to do?"
"Sue them?"
"No. We are going to lie that our noodles get prepared in 1 minute!"
If companies can advertise
"Buy our products and we will donate 0.00001% of our profits to orphanage."
Then I too should be able to say
"Read my stuff or else I will loot orphanages. Every read below a hundred==one orphanage burned."
Today I spent my whole day just writing and writing the thing in my signature. No studies, some youtube, but hours and hours of chapter writing.
I wonder if someone has ever written an 'I love you' in their synopsis just to propose a mod.
I edited this comment so now none of the replies make sense, and you also don't know how I got so many likes.
The next generation will probably think,
"Huh, there are too many orc and elf wholesome love story, time to go against the norm and write some rape smut"
Three ants come for your endgame DVD, what do you do?
I really want to write spoilers for my work here, but can't because they are spoilers. It's like being the first person to see endgame and not tell anyone Tony died.
Day 3
The pringles can is still here.
I find it very concerning that all isekai on this site also have a smut tag, other than fanfics and mine
One way of lowering crime rates is to legalise all crimes
Learn from the example below me, a robber can't legally steal anything if you say no.
Dog lovers: Surely, a doberman is better than a beagle due to its size and loyalty. It's also very intelligent and can be trained easily.
Cat lovers: Mine is orange
So, I was taking my neighbor's dog for a walk and he was refusing to obey me, so I was like,
"No, bad boy! Bad!"
But them I realised that he probably doesn't even know english.
Then I realised why am I even talking in english? Damn those people on SH have ruined me.
Someone can sell sugar powder for thousands under the name of "odorless cocaine" -
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