the best and fastest ways to get puppy in lap is kidnapping
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imagine if fish were fluffy, I imagine it'd feel similar to that slow moving snake with the moss growing on it
spot spontaneously woke up so now I guess the old gale's haunted. wish it was less luminous but what can you do with a pre-teen aged laptop
I love my phone but I sometimes miss my very first one, with the clicky buttons that I had to press multiple times in order to text
very glad I got this yoga ball that I am using to contain my zoomies
full of soup and fighting to stay conscious
I want a pile of weighted blankets on me immediately it would fix me I promise (lying)
a rough sketch of how I imagine saddling and riding a giant spider would go; these spiders have horns or whatever so I don't have to imagine how a bit would fit into a spider mouth
I'm being so much nicer to sybil than usual...feels a bit unnatural...
if I never see another "today we turkey" butterball ad it would still be too soon; wtf do advertisers think of me? the range is far too wide
are ladders a tool or equipment?
a new fish that my dad bought today committed suicide by un-drowning via jumping out the fish bowl; first time I ever witnessed such a thing. felt symbolic
clicked on a random story n found out the author blocked me so then I blocked the author- reciprocal response given
I think butterball ads are my enemy, they haunt me like a malicious ghost
one final nonsense before unconsciousness
what does pokemon and harem stories have in common?
Gotta catch em all
_(:3 」∠)_ sleeping now; night
everyone deserves to be pampered and fussed over every now and again, we're social creatures and that keeps us in tight social bonds
head clenched betwixt my hands as I realize that all my protagonists are taller than me, some by multiple feet
I wanna write but unfortunately I am so comfy cozy so moving is now illegal; guess I'll try to write on my phone a bit -
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